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Oct28

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick: Halloween Edition

by tonyd on October 28, 2013 at 12:01 am

Bros, welcome to a very special Halloween edition of Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick. This week, your pledgemaster tells you which costumes are Fratty or Not Fratty. He’d better tell you now because he’ll be black out drunk by the time the holiday is here.

Breaking Bad Costume: Not Fratty

Breaking Bad is, without a doubt, the Frattiest show ever to be put on TV, but the costumes are not longer Fratty. It’s time has passed. Check back in like, five years.

Superhero Costumes: Sorta Fratty

Superheroes are kind of a gray area. Batman, Superman, Spiderman—- They’re all pretty played out, but variations on those heroes, plus more obscure guys. There’s a lot of choose from. Choose wisely bros.

Slutty Anything Costume: Always Fratty

Any excuse to get a sorority chick into a half shirt, stocking and hot pants is always fratty. Whether she has a nurse’s hat, cat ears or vampire fangs.

South Park Character: Still Fratty

South Park is always classic and with the large gallery of characters to choose from, you gotta love SP.

Zombie or Storm Trooper: Not Fratty

Really? What did you put 10 seconds of thought into that costume?

A Costume You Made in One Hour Out of Old Natty Cases: Fratty

Well, it’s at least fratty you drank the beer.

Walking Dead Costumes: Not So Fratty

Rick doesn’t even wear the hat or the uniform anymore. C’mon.

Archer Character: Absolutely Fratty

Archer is so God damned funny. I’m going to watch a rerun right now on Netflix.

Dressing as a Celebrity You Already Sort of Look Like: Not So Fratty

That’s not even a costume, bro!

It’s Always Sunny or The League Characters: Still Fratty

Bonus points if you go as just Rum Ham.

Pokemon or 90’s Cartoon Character: Not Fratty

It’s over, bro. Time to move on to character characters from the 2000’s.

Video Game Characters: Still Fratty

Because they are not over done and remind us of what we have to look forward to if we don’t hook up with one of the Slutty Costumes on Halloween.

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Oct27

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 27, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Once again, the only people that show up to your birthday party are your dead relatives. Plus that one guy from work who won’t be missed who gets his brain eaten.

Aries: You will discover that your vampire roommate is way too picky about the black out curtains your bought and insists you go back and buy the expensive ones.

Taurus: You are a terrible werewolf, as all you do is transform and shit on the carpet.

Gemini: You did not take the Gypsy’s warning literally enough. There are actual skeletons in your closet.

Lemini: Those puppets you bought from the one-eyed man come to life and sexually harass you.

Cancer: You will run out of toilet paper during the zombie apocalypse.

Leo: The stars say, the Mummy’s Curse involves a lot of you losing at Scrabble and never getting in the fast moving bank line.

Virgo: A demon will begin stalking you, but he’ll go away if you buy the life insurance.

Libra: A man with a hook hand will return from the dead to tell you that your business hasn’t installed enough handicap-friendly doorknobs.

Scorpio: You sexy slut costume will win the costume contest again.

Sagittarius: You will be haunted by the ghost of all those times you really had to take a shit.

Capricorn: You will discover that your car isn’t an evil entity intent on running over people on its own, it’s just a piece of shit with bad brakes.

Aquarius: You will have to be reminded that running to your neighbors naked and asking for candy isn’t technically a costume.

Pisces: You will finally figure out that if you just lock your door, turn off the lights and refuse to answer, all that candy and diabetes will be yours!