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Sep25

Twitter in Focus: Sasha Grey

by tonyd on September 25, 2013 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is the very sexy, Sasha Grey.  You know her from her messed up porn, let’s see if her tweets are just as twisted.

@SashaGrey

September 19th:  “MELANCHOLIA #fullmoon We all have different dreams. http://instagram.com/p/edZwirP_ju/”

Melancholia is a better feeling than a movie.

September 20th:  “Sunset #tourlife http://instagram.com/p/eeftuyP_md/”

I am reminded of this.

September 21st:  “Regram mattiavenni Beach house dreams #attentialupo #livingtogether #luciodalla http://instagram.com/p/ehsVs4v_o8/”

Probably a good time to go on a long vacation if you’re in porn.

September 21st:  “Regram mattiavenni Working holiday #tourlife #officefortheday http://instagram.com/p/ehsuwNv_p4/”

Those are nice photos, although I dislike the instagram filter.

September 21st:  “Regram mattiavenni #beachouse #bamboo #officefortheday #thejuliettesociety #tourlife http://instagram.com/p/ehtBKWP_qT/”

Maybe she’s stranded on a desert island.  Gilligan’s Island would’ve been so much better with pornstars.

September 21st:  “If only every working day could begin like this. #tourlife #thejuliettesociety http://instagram.com/p/ehwH40P_hM/”

With no shoes?  But then how would I walk to my office?

September 23rd:  “F*$@aiwatannews your “cappuccino art” instagrams. This is the mother of them all, no sugar needed.… http://instagram.com/p/enLEYYv_h7/”

Looks tasty.

Okay, let’s rate Sasha’s tweets.  I give her a 7 for Mustness, a 7 for Style and a 10 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Sasha’s got a new book out.  Personally, I’ll wait for the movie.  I’m sure it will be on redtube eventually.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

 

 

└ Tags: actress, book, desert island, movie, photos, pornstar, Sasha Grey, Super Frat, television, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Sep23

Ten Reasons You Need Miserable Comedians

by tonyd on September 23, 2013 at 12:11 am

The bros are in our new comic, Miserable Comedians.  We’re doing a Kickstarter for it and here are the reasons why you should pledge.

1.  The bros would want you to because they don’t have money, since they usually spend it on weed.

2.  If you don’t do it, the terrorists win.

3. You’ll get to experience the college comedy tour in print.

4.  The NSA would want you to.

5.  Your enemy, you know the douchebag I’m talking about, he said you didn’t have the guts!  Are you gonna take that?!

6.  Like the bros, you probably drink too much beer anyway.  Do you want to end up, like this?

7.  It’ll probably get you laid.

8.  Dean Calfinch is unlikely to give a speech about Miserable Comedians, like he did about Super Frat.

9.  If you don’t, this will happen.

10.  Without Miserable Comedians, the bros only other entertainment is this.

└ Tags: bros, Chris Moreno, Christian Beranek, collection, comedy, comic, comic strip, crossover, funny, humor, kickstarter, Mike Williams, Miserable Comedians, pledge, Super Frat, Ten Things I Expect, Tony DiGerolamo, webcomics
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Sep22

Your Fratoscope: September 22, 2013

by tonyd on September 22, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be swindled by a very clever burglar who yells “Surprise!” when you discover him in your apartment on your birthday.  By the time you realized that he’s just regifted you your own laptop, he’ll be gone.

Aries:  You will write a very nasty comment on YouTube, but it will be undercut by your horrible spelling.

Taurus:  You will run over something while Tweeting and driving.  Fortunately, you finish the tweet and everyone retweets it.

Gemini:  Someone will leave a baby on your doorstep with a note explaining that he’s from another planet and has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.  That gets you a much better price when sell him for beer.

Lemini:  You will discover your foster parent sold you for beer.

Cancer:  You cable provider will send you a letter explaining that every Monday, they’ll be kicking you in the nuts if you want to continue to have uninterrupted service.  You will reluctantly agree, as your only other choice is Comcast.

Leo:  A cigar store Indian will come to life and decide to be your friend.  He watches television non-stop and eats all your corn chips.

Virgo:  You will attend a butt bongo fiesta.

Libra:  The stars say, it’s time to grow up.  No one attends trade shows in footy pajamas.

Scorpio:  You will be offered a deal to become a spokesperson for sex lube, but turn it down when you find out it’s not your favorite brand.

Sagittarius:  You will eat a shit-ton of egg rolls this week.

Capricorn:  You will be twerked against your will.

Aquarius:  Your mailbox collapses under the weight after accidentally receiving all of Congress’s hate mail.

Pisces:  WTF?  You’re reading this instead of playing Grand Theft Auto 5?  What’s wrong with you?

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, butt bongo, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, Congress, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, tweeting, twerking, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, Zodia
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Sep21

Level Up: Grand Theft Auto 5

by tonyd on September 21, 2013 at 12:01 am

It’s awesome.  Of course it’s awesome.  It’s GTA.  They could’ve just inserted new characters in the old game and it still would be awesome.  If you don’t buy it, you’re missing out.  Okay, that all being said, here’s what they improved.

The Strippers:  This time, they have an R-rating.  Strippers are actually topless in the Champagne Room.  (And no matter what the stripper says, there is no sex in the Champagne Room.  None.)  You get to play a fun little game of touching the strippers without the bouncer seeing you.  If you are successful and if you compliment the stripper enough, you may just get to take her back to her place and bang her.  If you get caught too many times, the bouncer throws you out.

Cabs:  Slightly improved.  You get into them by tapping Y, instead of holding down Y.  This caused no end of problems in GTA 4 where Niko tried to get into a cab, only to unintentionally steal it.  You can also call a cab at any time via you iPhone.

Graphics:  Phenomenal.  Even on my crappy TV, they look outstanding.  I’m looking forward to taking the game to a friend’s house and checking it out on a good TV.

Story Mode:  There is a three way story between three major characters (four if you count the dog).  The great thing about it is, you can finish a mission, switch to a new character and you will find him in the middle of some kind of action that is typical for that character.

The Characters:  Michael, who is an aging hood, a bit like Niko without the accent.  Competent, knowledgeable, but put upon by those around him.  Franklin harkens back to GTA: San Andreas.  He’s a lot like Carl, only slightly older, smarter and more ambitious.  And finally, Trevor, who is probably more like how gamers are in the game.  Psychotic, shoot first, ask questions never.

The Cars:  There are a crazy amount.  And they move more like real cars.  It’s a lot harder to run across a highway.  GTA 4, they all sort of moved at the same rhythm, here it’s varied enough that it’s almost impossible to anticipate.

The Cops:  Unlike Liberty City, they don’t just show up if you cross one of the 15 imaginary lines.  In story mode, their presence is select.  When they do chase you, they drive more aggressively, attacking with the P.I.T. maneuver.   However, you can outwit them via your radar, as they do not usually check behind themselves.

Transitions:  So far, incredibly smooth.  You arrive at a potential mission and your character walks up, the dialogue begins and you smoothly cut right into the cut scene.  Between character transitions are probably the best.  I won’t spoil it for you.  Looks great.

Clothes and whatnot:  Tons of new stuff.  Haircuts, tats, custom cars, custom guns, etc.

There are tons of extra little “games” tennis, golf, video games, buying stock—  I’ve barely scratched the surface.  The map is huge.  And I just recently uncovered a tie-in to a GTA 4 character.

If you’re a gamer, take all your old games, trade them in online and use the money to buy GTA5 if you have to.  It’s just phenomenal.

└ Tags: cars, Franklin, Gamer, Games, Grand Theft Auto 5, GTA 5, GTA V, GTA5, guns, Level Up, Michael, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Trevor, video game
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