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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is webcomic creator, J Kay of Up and Out. Funny webcomic, let’s see if the tweets match!

@upandoutcomic

July 2nd: “Bruce: I wanted to save Gotham. I failed. Alfred: Why do we fall sir? Bruce: So that we can bathe in money to feel better? Alfred: Exactly.”

Money baths. I tried that, but the pennies made me smell like copper.

July 2nd: “Title: Starecat And A Lump Of Hairpic.twitter.com/jfapktukHv”

There’s a staaaaarcaaaaaat waiting in the sky!

July 3rd: “Drinkin’ wine, passin’ time How’s it hangin'”

Low and lazy.

July 3rd: “what if other people were actually real and not just automatons really makes u think”

404 Reply not found.

July 3rd: “”I’m all about that base bout that base, no rebels” a sith lord probably”

All the Sith seem so wracked with guilt and such. Probably it was, “Jesus, dad! I’ll kill the rebels later!”

July 3rd: “So if Voyager is on the other side of the galaxy, how is Worf gonna be able to join the crew? Asking the important questions”

Transporter accident. The answer is always transporter accident or holodeck.

July 3rd: “The live-action spider-man we all deserve”

Yes. Yes we do.

July 4th: “I don’t have any plans for celebrating, so go out there and drink a tall cold one for me. That’s right, a big ol’ glass of milk.”

I did. It was gross. More ol’ than big.

July 4th: “So unfair. New strip up on Webtoon! http://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/up-and-out/list?title_no=488 …”

Nice.

12 hours ago: “If I had a monobrow, I’d shave off the sides where you normally have eyebrows, leaving just the middle bit”

Then you’d be a reverse Hitler or an upside down Hitler. Some kind of fashion Hitler.

5 hours ago: “this land is yourcraft this land is minecraft”

From California square to the New York squares!

5 hours ago: “someone put the internet on pause so I can get some work done”

Tried. Have to wait until everyone’s done fapping and that’s never happened.

Okay, let’s rate J Kay’s tweets. Crazyiness, but in a fun way. Neat cartoons. I give J Kay a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity. That’s a solid 9, follow J Kay and visit Up and Out.

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└ Tags: Batman, comedy, funny, Hitler, humor, J Kay, July, Sith Lord, Star Trek, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Twitter in Focus, Up and Out, webcomic, Webtoon

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Jul04

Level Up: Zombie Army Trilogy

by tonyd on July 4, 2016 at 12:01 am

From Rebellion

The Zombie Army Trilogy video game delivers exactly what you’d expect from a zombie game set in World War 2. Nazi zombies and lots of ’em! The game is bloody, gruesome fun. It’s even scary sometimes with the odd zombie jumping out, dropping down or just sneaking up behind you without noticing.

You can play one of four characters and there is co-opt mode for all of them. I’m a big fan of zombie games without a lot of “super zombies”. Most of the action here is on the regular zombies, but it does have it’s share of ones with interesting add-ons. I prefer the more organic ones, like the zombie still clutching the machine gun and shooting wildly or the SS officer zombie that is so hard to hit, you need to shoot off his helmet and then shoot him in the head.

I would’ve liked to have seen more clever use of “regular” zombies, like a zombie that maybe comes at you with a pulled hand grenade or one that’s simply on fire and too smoky to hit. Still, Rebellion creates a creepy feeling and plenty of interesting mazes for your to shoot, shoot and shoot your way to WW 2 victory. It’s a bit of a grinder game, but that’s what I liked about it. It was refreshingly the same with variations on a theme. I prefer to explore one kind of game than have a game try to be everything.

I give Zombie Army Trilogy, 8 out of 10 keggers.

└ Tags: creepy, Gamer, Level Up, rating, regular zombies, review, shooting, Super Frat, super zombies, Tony DiGerolamo, video games, World War 2, Xbox One, Zombie Army Trilogy, zombie Nazis

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Jul03

Your Independence Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 3, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your birthday cake explodes and your fireworks display is super mild.

Aries: Your GPS leads you to a dead hooker and then displays the message, “You gotta help me, man!”

Taurus: You’ll be haunted by a ghost that only appears to watch you masturbate.

Gemini: You’ll go to Philadelphia and immediately search for what all American tourist look for, Mac’s Tavern.

Lemini: The stars say, buy a new lighter or you will have an odd number of fingers by the end of this weekend.

Cancer: Your barbecue goes off as planned you and eat 20 lbs. of steak alone.

Leo: Testing your pool party host’s pool to see if the water turns blue when you pee in it is a bad idea, especially when you pee from outside the pool.

Virgo: You will eat eight kinds of meat at your barbecue.

Libra: Don’t plan too much this weekend, you’ll be stuck in traffic until Arbor Day.

Scorpio: You’ll see Independence Day: Resurgence, but only because you’re Roland Emmerich.

Sagittarius: A Predator comes to your barbecue, but he gets too drunk to hunt you.

Capricorn: This week, wear flame-retardant clothing. The guy lighting your fireworks is near-sighted.

Aquarius: You’ll see a passive aggressive tone in everything you read because you just have to be that way, don’t you?

Pisces: You’ll correct someone’s grammar on the Internet…with a vengeance!

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, future, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Independence Day, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Mac's Tavern, Philadelphia, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Roland Emmerich, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac

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