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Hackers Really Phoning in the Comedy

Ah, Nice Day for a Walk in the Fores—  Jesus CHRIST!

We’re All Gonna Die

Pander Trek

Disney Cartoon Comes to Life

Computer Geeks Suddenly Get Hungry

$15 Bowl of Cereal Created

Fat Albert Still in Trouble

Loud Chick a Fun Date

Really Nice T-Shirt Now Unworn

Pothead Narcs on Dad