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Hackers Continue to Do News’ Job

Hipster to Make Canadian Man Rich

Mario and Luigi Hit the Picket Lines

Bearclaws to Taste Like Newsprint

Woman Wears Expensive Dress

Old Lady Has Working Vagina

Rise of the Planet of the Apes Now Documentary

Cage Company to Give Refund

Sketchy People Fucking A Lot

Attempted Fartacide