Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian, Kyle Kinane! Let’s see what he’s tweeting!
@kylekinane
April 16th: “Portland, you were wonderful as always. Thank you to everyone who came out to . See you in a few weeks at .”
Man, I wish Philly wasn’t such a terrible town to play. Hard to get comedians this way.
April 18th: “Y’all gonna watch with that sonofa–sorry–my PAL tonight, right?”
Missed it. But only because I didn’t really want to watch it.
April 21st: “Someone needs to tell these small dogs that “emotional support animal” also means “comedian’s neglected Instagram accessory.””
I like small dogs. Small dogs, small poop.
April 21st: “I appreciate how you reimbursed only $47 of a $700+ identity theft and blamed me because I didn’t notice I was being robbed soon enough.”
Oh, man. Really? That sucks.
April 21st: “But I’m not even IN Wisconsin.”
Aren’t we all, in our way, IN Wisconsin?
April 22nd: “AMERICA’S PARTHENON” Re: https://twitter.com/atlasobscura/status/855713773352624128
You’d think with all the retirees, it would still be open.
April 23rd: “I call my junk “Eddie and the Cruisers””
That reference was more obscure than the Lords of Flatbush.
April 26th: “You can call any show on TV “Planet Earth” and it would be correct.”
But then the TV Guide would only be seven words long.
April 26th: “A supergroup made up of all the unofficial Marleys and Ramones.”
You could call them Dread Ramone.
April 26th: “They had a lot of booze backstage during this taping. I regret nothing.”
Nice.
April 27th: “I won’t do face app because I already know I’d be a beautiful woman.”
Relative to the facial hair, I guess.
April 27th: “This show is dope af. You come to this.” https://twitter.com/BryanCooking/status/857689331820937216
So many comedy shows, so little time…and money.
April 30th: “I think my friend means at Club Paradise” https://twitter.com/CJSullivan_/status/858715965424418816
Sucks, but kinda hard to feel bad for rich Americans, traveling to an island paradise where the locals are poor as shit, crying about cheese sandwiches.
1 hour ago: “”Libtard” is “liberal+retard”. JUST got that. Jeez, I’m going to be reeling from this zinger for a WHILE. Ouch.”
Yeah, we Libertarians get that too. Feel better.
1 hour ago: “I know I come off as a beer-drinkin’ good-time fella, but also know I value Trump as much as a shit-smeared napkin left by the train tracks.”
Well, if you had no TP at all, you might value it. You know, a thick one, you could fold in on itself and use in a pinch after a pinch.
Okay, let’s rate Kyle’s tweets.
Pretty intense. Genuine and behind the scenes. This dude works! I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 9, follow Kyle.
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