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Mar27

Fat Guy Eats: White Dotte Dairy Bar & Grill

by tonyd on March 27, 2017 at 12:52 am

Restaurant:  White Dotte Dairy Bar & Grill

Address:  2345 Route 206 Southampton, NJ 08088 (206 & 38)

Food:  Burgers & Soft Serve

Price:  Average

Portions:  Good

Taste:  Really Good

Service:  Okay

Atmosphere:  Counter Diner Situation

 

The White Dotte is a strange mix.  I had eaten there once before.  This time, I was on my way back from my brother’s and stopped in for a quick bite.  This place is the definition of that.  Burgers, hotdogs, cheesesteaks and custard—  All done really well.  I remember their fries being the tits, but unfortunately I was two dollars short for fries.  I just got a cheesesteak hoagie.  That’s my go-to sandwich.  White Dotte did it right!  Yummy tomatoes, fresh lettuce, quality meat and spices—  Pure yumminess.

You stand up to order your food, then you sit at a booth and they bring it to you.  It makes me torn about the tipping situation.  Do I tip the server?  I mean, I had to stand up to order.  Should I just go and eat in my car?  I kinda regretted sitting inside, but it was raining.

The downside is, they have a porta-potty out back, which I had to use.  The server told me it had a sink.  It did, but it didn’t work.  After I soaped my hands, I had nothing to wash them with.  I ended up wiping my hands on napkins.  When I got back to my seat, the server was throwing away my iced tea.  I stopped him.  It was weird.  I had literally just ordered and asked him where the bathroom was.  Guess he was out of it.  I finished my soapy tasting cheesesteak.  He offered me hand sanitizer, but that would’ve made my hands smell even worse.  A weird day.

That’s not even the weirdest part about the White Dotte.  It shares its space with a small electronics store.  I have no idea why and that part was closed.  Plus it was Sunday and no one working there looked over 20.  Still, awesome sandwich.  Would go again, with clean hands.

I give the White Dotte 7 out of 10 keggers.  Worth a stop.

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Mar26

Your Fratoscope: March 26, 2017

by tonyd on March 26, 2017 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts will still smell like the dumpster where they were found.

Aries:  You will accept a collect booty call.

Taurus:  You will wake up in a mascot costume that smells like vomit.

Gemini:  The stars say ask for that raise, your boss could use a good laugh.

Lemini:  You’ll be forced to wash yourself with Wet Naps.

Cancer:  You’ll buy some shit on Craigslist that you realize you sold two years ago at a yard sale.

Leo:  You’ll build an obscene Lego sculpture.

Virgo:  Dr. Phil will lose his shit ahead of you in line for the cashier at Wal Mart.

Libra:  You’ll witness a new crime.

Scorpio:  You’ll finally find out what it’s like to copulate with a statue in a park.

Sagittarius:  This week, you’ll find some spare change on the floor of the Peep Show.

Capricorn:  Your date will take you to a naked clown rodeo.

Aquarius:  Your CrackerJack prize will be crack.

Pisces:  Get ready for a wild, woolly adventure at the dry cleaner.

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Mar25

Ten Things You’ll Never See in Jail

by tonyd on March 25, 2017 at 2:31 am

  1.  Really quality cutlery
  2.  Bikini girls
  3.  A high quality cigar
  4.  A personal helicopter
  5.  $100,000 in cash
  6.  Children of the prison guards
  7.  Slot machines
  8.  Steak Au Poivre
  9.  Rocket Launcher
  10.  A pogo stick bouncing enough to clear the walls
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Mar24

Rewritten Headlines: Tiny Town to Rick and Morty

by tonyd on March 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

Town Named Appropriately

God’s Screw Ups Killing Us

Never Bullfight

Barbie Not Fat or Unfunny

Virginia Cops Have It Easy

Little Girl Going to Hell

Man Gets Back Blockbuster Video Card

Government Workers Can’t Do Their Job on Time

Another Day in Jersey

Canada Strikes Koolaid

Rick and Morty Episode Comes to Life

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