World Leader Does Understandable Thing
Climate Change Making Natives Angry
World Leader Does Understandable Thing
Climate Change Making Natives Angry
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is a Kid in a Hall, SNL alumn and the manager in Super Store, Mark McKinney. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
September 29th: “Huh. I think we’re up for the same part. ‘Drunk Teacher #2’ ? #actorslife” https://twitter.com/AaronEves/status/781609117198655488
Well, at least you’re not working for Disney.
September 30th: “Heads up Toronto. #topoli” https://twitter.com/globeandmail/status/781678209473585152
I hear that’s an awesome town for sushi.
October 1st: “The 1988 Quayle/Benson VP debate seems to come from a faraway golden fantasyland. They are both acknowledge global warming. #CSPAN”
Oh, if someone would only insult Murphy Brown.
October 2nd: “#2016Sucks” https://twitter.com/AJENews/status/782710071113416704
Peace narrowly averted? What the Hell’s up with that?
11 hours ago: “An amazing performance!” http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/09/movies/rebecca-hall-interview-christine.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
Hmm. Never heard of that. Don’t know if I could watch that. Sounds gruesome.
8 hours ago: “Everyone! Check your pockets!!!” https://twitter.com/jkenney/status/783106226674556928
With the government running it, what could possibly go wrong?
2 hours ago: “Clearly looking to the future, #Pence is doing a second rate Reagan but #Kaine is doing an excellent Radar #VPDebate”
Choppers.
Okay, let’s rate Mark McKinney’s tweets. I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and an 8 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.3. Follow Mark. And check out Super Store, it’s pretty good.
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Your pledgemaster may not change his underwear, but that just means once he makes a decision he sticks by it! (In that case, literally.) Let that which is Fratty or Not Fratty be judge! Take heed, your pledgemaster speaks!
Pokemon Go: Very Fratty
Can’t stop playing. Gotta catch ’em all. Team Mystic forever, bitches!
Columbia: Not Fratty
Holy shit, you had a chance to vote for peace and you vote no? WTF is wrong with you?!
Luke Cage on Netflix: Fratty
You gotta watch the blackest show on TV. It’s really good
System Updates: Not At All Fratty
I would love to be in the fucking meeting where someone stands up and say, “Hey, let’s make sure the new system moves everyone’s files and makes sure you have to relearn doing stuff that was easy on the old system.” Then I could just do this. Why not just make the system look mostly the same? Am I alone on this?
NASA’s Astrology: Kinda Fratty
Sure, it’s bullshit, but at least NASA did something this week.
Obama’s 9/11 Lawsuit Veto: Not Fratty
People died, dude. They’re probably not going to get dime one, but at least let them try.
U.S. Wins Trophy for Golf: Kinda Fratty
At least our rich guys are doing something positive.
The News: Not Fratty
And, apparently, not good for you. Even I notice the obvious bias on CNN and I’m usually drunk by 11am.
The Japanese Suicide Preventer: Very Fratty
This dude stops Japanese people from committing suicide. Tough gig.
Teddy Bear Maker: Awesomely Fratty
When I was a kid, I think all I did was watch TV and eat. This kid does the human race a good turn.
If your birthday is this week: Your birthday cake will come to life and insist you wish for something different.
Aries: Your barber assures you a “joke haircut” is all the rage.
Taurus: Your online avatar will max out all your credit cards.
Gemini: Either you’re going to find a dollar on the street or someone will find your 1995 tax return where you reported a loss of a billion dollars.
Lemini: This week, your waiter will insist you get your own food since you “look like you need the exercise”.
Cancer: You will discover that attempting to switch lanes while buttering a biscuit in rush hour traffic, makes the cop you side swipe even madder when he finally pulls you over.
Leo: Your Facebook profile will attempt to delete you.
Virgo: The stars say, Michael Keaton will show up at your house, insisting you said his name three times.
Libra: Good news, your poker rival is bluffing. He hasn’t got a good hand, he’s just planning to mug you when the card game is over.
Scorpio: You’ll adjust someone else’s junk at a soccer game.
Sagittarius: You’ll try a new ice cream flavor the server calls “Chocolate Sock”.
Capricorn: Siri will notify you that your political post on Facebook is a waste of your phone’s battery.
Aquarius: You’ll make the last Star Wars reference that anyone wants to ever see on the Internet.
Pisces: Your Pokemons in Pokémon Go will demand health benefits.
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