Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dickon October 3, 2016 at 1:41 am
Your pledgemaster may not change his underwear, but that just means once he makes a decision he sticks by it! (In that case, literally.) Let that which is Fratty or Not Fratty be judge! Take heed, your pledgemaster speaks!
Pokemon Go: Very Fratty
Can’t stop playing. Gotta catch ’em all. Team Mystic forever, bitches!
Columbia: Not Fratty
Holy shit, you had a chance to vote for peace and you vote no? WTF is wrong with you?!
Luke Cage on Netflix: Fratty
You gotta watch the blackest show on TV. It’s really good
System Updates: Not At All Fratty
I would love to be in the fucking meeting where someone stands up and say, “Hey, let’s make sure the new system moves everyone’s files and makes sure you have to relearn doing stuff that was easy on the old system.” Then I could just do this. Why not just make the system look mostly the same? Am I alone on this?
NASA’s Astrology: Kinda Fratty
Sure, it’s bullshit, but at least NASA did something this week.
Obama’s 9/11 Lawsuit Veto: Not Fratty
People died, dude. They’re probably not going to get dime one, but at least let them try.
U.S. Wins Trophy for Golf: Kinda Fratty
At least our rich guys are doing something positive.
The News: Not Fratty
And, apparently, not good for you. Even I notice the obvious bias on CNN and I’m usually drunk by 11am.
The Japanese Suicide Preventer: Very Fratty
This dude stops Japanese people from committing suicide. Tough gig.
Teddy Bear Maker: Awesomely Fratty
When I was a kid, I think all I did was watch TV and eat. This kid does the human race a good turn.