Jul20

Rewritten Headlines: James Bond to Super Poop

by tonyd on July 20, 2018 at 12:01 am

James Bond Prepares for Mission

Someone Uses Sex Store Discount

Earth Still Capable of Sustaining Trillions of Marraiges

Florida Still Stupid

Member?

Gardening Getting Gross

Hollywood Continues to Purge

Twins Not Identical

Firefighters Have Nothing to do

Dude Strains

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Jul18

Fat Guy Eats: Barnyard BBQ, Milton WV

by tonyd on July 18, 2018 at 12:29 am

Restaurant:  Barnyard BBQ

Address:1600 West Main Street Milton, WV 25541

Food:  Barbecue

Price:  Below Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  So-So

Service:  Good

Atmosphere:  In route to the Frankfort Comic Con, I stopped in West Virginia for some dinner.  I thought I could find a good barbecue place, but it didn’t quite work out.

Barnyard BBQ’s first problem was that it had sticky tables.  The waitress was a doll, but the food was so-so.  The fries were not fresh cut and there was no cornbread.  They did have these Corn Fritters, which were almost as good.  The barbecue sauce was pretty good.  I did like that I was able to try the strange mustard barbecue sauce and the vinegar sauce.  The iced tea was okay.

I would say that if you’re going for a country feel like this place, you can’t NOT have fresh cut fries.  Plus no cornbread?  I don’t know.  I was in a hurry.  Maybe on another night, if I had more time and got the ribs—  I’d be willing to go back to try something other than a pulled pork sandwich, but I’d be skeptical unless a local told me what to order.

I give Barnyard BBQ 5 out of 10 keggers.

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Jul16

Ten Things I’d Like to See on a Cross Country Trip

by tonyd on July 16, 2018 at 12:01 am

My recent foray to Kentucky got me thinking of cross country trips.  Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See on a Cross Country Trip.

  1.  A clean rest stop bathroom.
  2.  A gas station with reasonably priced gas.
  3.  Bears (but not at the rest stop or gas station).
  4.  Titties (although I pretty much like to see these anywhere).
  5.  Radio stations that play actual music.
  6.  Truckers that drive the speed limit.
  7.  A cheap hotel that doesn’t look like it rents by the hour.
  8.  Strong, free Wifi signals.
  9.  Tourist traps that cost less than $10.
  10.  Someone, anyone, without an opinion on the current political climate.
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Jul15

Your Fratoscope: July 15, 2018

by tonyd on July 15, 2018 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  The good news about your poorly attended birthday celebration is that you get to eat all the cake yourself!

Aries:  You’ll discover that Stop, Drop and Roll doesn’t work if your credit card is declined.

Taurus:  Your accountant will advise you not to invest with that guy you met in the mall parking lot.

Gemini:  Your pizza topping spells out a message, but it’s in Chinese and you’re too hungry to wait for the translator.

Lemini:  The stars say, no matter how good it smells, drinking hand sanitizer is a bad idea.

Cancer:  You will be flashed at a Staples and when you tell the cops they are shocked to learned that there’s still a Staples chain of stores.

Leo:  You will lose a croquet tournament to two kids standing on each other shoulders in a trenchcoat.

Virgo:  You will be baited into an argument with a garden gnome.

Libra:  Your college protest breaks up early after every becomes too high to remember what they were outraged about.

Scorpio:  The aliens free you after you enjoy the anal probing a little too much.

Sagittarius:  There will be an image of Martin Short burned into your grilled cheese.

Capricorn:  You will regret parking your car in the middle of a kickball game.

Aquarius:  The casino will assure you that it cannot take hookers at collateral no matter how hot they are.

Pisces:  You’ll realize that if the badge is drawn in crayon, he’s probably not a real cop.

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