1.  Say, “Wow, I thought the camera added ten pounds, not subtracted fifty!”
  2.  Look under the table in the restaurant and say, “We’ could probably just do it right here.”
  3.  Insist on signing several waivers promising you’ll return calls and texts.
  4.  Swipe through Tinder matches and ask, “You’re better than this one, right?”
  5. Only talk in Family Guy quotes.
  6.  Ask a woman, “When’s the baby due?”
  7.  Ask a guy, “Are you packing at least eight inches?”
  8.  Shoot at the floor and demand the waiter dance for your date’s amusement.
  9.  Ask your date to pay for dinner and your rent.
  10.  Keep making the finger through the circle motion with your hands.