Aug08
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do on a First Date
on August 8, 2018 at 12:01 am
- Say, “Wow, I thought the camera added ten pounds, not subtracted fifty!”
- Look under the table in the restaurant and say, “We’ could probably just do it right here.”
- Insist on signing several waivers promising you’ll return calls and texts.
- Swipe through Tinder matches and ask, “You’re better than this one, right?”
- Only talk in Family Guy quotes.
- Ask a woman, “When’s the baby due?”
- Ask a guy, “Are you packing at least eight inches?”
- Shoot at the floor and demand the waiter dance for your date’s amusement.
- Ask your date to pay for dinner and your rent.
- Keep making the finger through the circle motion with your hands.
