Nov07
Ten Things I Expect Ben Carson to Say
on November 7, 2015 at 12:01 am
You know, I thought Donald Trump would be the only source of comedy this election, but Ben Carson’s recent “revelation” about pyramids is really giving him a run for the money. Here now are the other ten things I expect Ben Carson to say.
- “Illegal aliens are sneaking across the border to get our donated blood!”
- “Liberals shot JFK from the grassy knoll using diversity hire assassins!”
- “Ronald Regan’s ghost call me one of the good blacks!”
- “I will make Israel the 51st state and then promote it to the first state!”
- “I promise never to flash gang signs during a State of the Union address!”
- “I will institute a zombie apocalypse plan of action within the first two weeks in office or just after the end of the Walking Dead, Season Seven.”
- “I promise vitamin supplements for every public school student!”
- “I’m not actually a people surgeon, I’m a tree surgeon.”
- “I will not host SNL, but I will host Ancient Aliens in 2016!”
- “I promise to promote Agents Scully and Mulder so they can get to the bottom of the pyramid mystery!”
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