Posts Tagged Kim Kardashian

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May25

Rewritten Headlines: Mummies to Tim Tebow

by tonyd on May 25, 2012 at 12:01 am

It’s time for the Rewritten News with you Rewritten News Team.  Stay informed with all the news that’s fit to rewrite.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Thousand Year-Old Mummies Found in Peru Rewritten: Old Country Buffet to Open Chain in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr07

Rewritten Headlines: Santorum to Salmonella

by tonyd on April 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

And now our Rewritten News team brings you today’s top stories the way you like it.  Honest.  Hard-hitting.  Tactless.  This is the Rewritten News! Real: Santorum Finds Home Turf Lucrative Rewritten: People in Pennsylvania May Not Be Getting Enough Oxygen […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Rewritten Headlines: Boeing to Kim Kardashian

by tonyd on December 31, 2011 at 12:01 am

Time for the news, not the way it is, but the way it should be.  Short, crisp, precise and tactless.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Boeing Wins $3.48 Billion U.S. Missile Defense Contract Rewritten: U.S. Prepares to Bomb the Shit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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