Posts Tagged Mummies

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Dec19

Rewritten Headlines: Neighbors to Birds

by tonyd on December 19, 2014 at 12:01 am

Neighbors Are Buzzkills L.A. in a Tizzy Movie Studio Forgets What Country It Lives In Celebrities Still Living in High School Athletes Living in Real World NASA Locating More Worlds to Pollute And Still No Daddies Found European Fatties to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb28

Rewritten Headlines: Kennedy to Obama

by tonyd on February 28, 2014 at 12:01 am

Rich Person to Skate Free Soon James Bond Loves Webcam Girls Funeral Attendance No Longer Mandatory 13 Percent of Adults Are Old Self Congratulatory Award Show to Get Barraged With Insults From Lazy Fatties Fighting to Become Less Cool SMU:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May25

Rewritten Headlines: Mummies to Tim Tebow

by tonyd on May 25, 2012 at 12:01 am

It’s time for the Rewritten News with you Rewritten News Team.  Stay informed with all the news that’s fit to rewrite.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Thousand Year-Old Mummies Found in Peru Rewritten: Old Country Buffet to Open Chain in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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