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Nov27

Frat Boy At the Movies: Monsters

by tonyd on November 27, 2010 at 12:01 am

Monsters is a gritty, indy movie with a great premise that ultimately falls short. Six years ago, NASA sent up a probe to explore and/or gather some alien life. Unfortunately, on the probe’s return, it crash lands in Mexico, contaminating our planet. After six years, the weird aliens are now occupying infected sections of Mexico and are slowly making inroads into the U.S.

The plot of the movie revolves around a reporter that agrees to help get his boss’s daughter back to the U.S. Unfortunately, complications arise and the couple ends up walking through the infected zone.

Now you might look at this trailer and expect the following things: Cool aliens infecting humans, half-human, half-alien hybrids, a scene where something bursts out of a person’s chest, another scene where someone is pulled into the darkness screaming, “Noooooo!”.

You might expect a Cloverfield-like ending where everybody dies and aliens run amok. You might expect robots, future technology, laser battles, androids or light sabers. You tell me from watching this trailer.

After many, many tense scenes of the main characters nearly being killed by the aliens, none of that happens. In fact, the final scene is kind of boring. And the end scene at the beginning of the movie doesn’t really work for me. We don’t gain anything as an audience member by seeing it really. In fact, I was expecting to see the scene RIGHT AFTER that one, but then the credits roll. What happens?

Well, I guess in this type of movie, that’s not suppose to matter. We’re suppose to look at the aliens, who are essentially giant, dumb animals and say, “Ah, WE are the Monsters.” Unfortunately, that doesn’t really work either as everyone in the movie is relatively nice to the couple, except for the few souls that are key to putting them in the situation to begin with.

I could go on into more detail about why the movie doesn’t work, but overall, it just doesn’t deliver as a big alien invasion movie or a clever indie movie. It sort of bridges the gap between and fails to deliver on both. Although I wanted to like Monsters, sadly, I must give it 3 keggers out of 10.

└ Tags: aliens, arthouse, cinema, critic, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, independent, infected, Mexico, Monsters, movie, rant, review, thriller
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Nov24

Twitter in Focus: Greg Proops

by tonyd on November 24, 2010 at 12:01 am

Hello, bros! And welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! This week’s contestant is comedian Greg Proops who might remember from his many stand up gigs and Whose Line is it Anyway? He’s funny, he’s in improv and he tweets. Let’s see how well.

November 14th: “I am overwhelmed by how much love you give Chicago. I love you back. I can’t come back soon enough.”

Greg’s stand up is pretty awesome and pretty smart. Let’s look at a clip.

November 14th: “I met Dennis De Young from Styx, saw Sam Shepard speak, couldn’t by a drink or a meal and got mad affection on the boards. Boom Boom Pow.”

Busy day.

November 14th: “And was touched by the Mancow.”

Oh, yeah, Mancow. One of his crew joined the frat.

November 15th: “Chelsea Lately Tonight Kittens. Be there.”

I have never seen that show, but here’s a clip.

November 16th: “Hey all y’all. Atlanta Thursday through Sunday. Laughing Skull Lounge. http://www.vortexcomedy.com/”

Ooo, good name for a club.

November 17th: “Grits on the Horizon.”

Yeah, that’s Atlanta. There is a most awesome 24 hour diner. Very East Coast.

November 18th: “Tonight, twice-nightly. Atlanta, kittens. http://www.vortexcomedy.com/”

Nice. I love Atlanta. I’m only there during Dragon Con, but it is a nice town. Lots of homeless, but even they are polite.

November 19th: “Regular Guys radio. Then, perhaps, the biscuit that flies.”

Flying biscuit? Hmm, tweeted improv doesn’t work I guess.

November 19th: “Dig some Odd News. http://oddnews.yahoo.com/video-odd-news-23096664”

Looks like a fun gig. Did you write it the one-liners? I like the one about Harry Potter fans.

November 20th: “Been to the Biscuit. Tonight two shows at the Skull then a secret Relapse at one bell.”

Oh, another strangely named bar in Atlanta perhaps?

November 20th: “Proopcast http://twitpic.com/38m9ia”
November 20th: “The Smartest Man in the World Proopcast This Wednesday 8pm Bar Lubitsch 7702 Santa Monica Bvd Admission is free for the sexy”

Damn, look at you. Flying all over the country. How did you enjoy the TSA enema?

6 hours ago: “Peach compote. Repeach. Peach compote.”

Yeah, that’s Atlanta. All about the peaches.

Okay, let’s rate Greg’s tweets. I think he had a good balance of plugs, comedy and links. I mean, he’s a busy comic, so I’m surprised he did this much original material just for his twitter. I feel like I can follow Greg a little bit on his journey. I give him a 7 for Style, 9 for Mustness and 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8, totally worth following. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: actor, Atlanta, celebrity, comedian, comedy, critic, funny, Greg Proops, Harry Potter, humor, legend, peaches, Proopscast, review, stand up, tweets, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Nov22

Frat Boy At the Movies: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

by tonyd on November 22, 2010 at 12:01 am

I am not a Harry Potter fanatic, but I do like the franchise. But as I am not a fanatic, I think I can look at this movie with a little more emotional distance. The problem with this movie is not that it isn’t exciting or well acted, it’s just not a whole movie.

In the earlier Harry Potter movies, the author and the movie makers explore the world of Harry Potter. How the school works, how magic works, etc. That in and of itself isn’t a story, but it is interesting. Next, we explore the relationships between the characters. Harry’s eventual fate is mentioned, but most of the movie is about the relationships between the characters.

The problem with this movie is that its not really about the characters. We already got the idea that the Ministry of Magic was going to fall, so its no big revelation that the evil plot unfolds on a national level. Sure we get to see the details of that evil plot and the teachers and school battling it, but the whole thing feels a bit rushed in the beginning.

Then we get to Act 2, which really should be called Harry Potter Goes Camping. There’s a lot of tent scenes. Once in a while there are some scenes of putting together the various clues, but maybe I’m not enough of a fan to really get into it. It just seems like they are saying a bunch of gobbletygook. “Oh, now we need a sword and the sword does this and now we need a necklace and that’s important.” So what? It’s not even real when Ron gets pissed off at his friends. It’s a Lord-of-the-Rings moment with a magic item and he recovers so it doesn’t even count.

Honestly, I feel like this is the kind of movie that you can wait for unless you’re a Harry Potter fanatic. Wait for the whole DVD collection or even the last movie. I’m sure they’ll be a recap of some sort. Despite the many effects, this movie was kind of boring and I was nodding off. I’m sure you Harry Potter fans will see it anyway.

I give Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 four keggers out of ten. And this trailer is a bit misleading. All the cool stuff, the final confrontation, is really happening in the next movie. What I saw is all wind up. It was like seeing half a movie.

└ Tags: cinema, comedy, critic, Deathly Hallows, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, funny, Harry Potter, humor, movie, Part 1, rant, review
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Nov21

Your Fratoscope: November 21, 2010

by tonyd on November 21, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say, treat yourself. Sleep in a washing machine box instead of a dumpster that smells like rotten fish tonight.

Aries: Your boyfriend is not cheating on you. No one considers necrophilia cheating.

Taurus: Your medium pizza will arrive three minutes late.

Gemini: This week you will be assaulted in a parking lot with a cake. It’s traumatic and delicious.

Lemini: Your personal assistant has been rubbing his balls on your writing instruments. Maybe you should consider a raise and stop biting your pen.

Cancer: Good news! Your coffee maker isn’t broken, but your dog vomited into your coffee grinder.

Leo: Your hiatus from the Zodiac is over. Unfortunately, your future involves mostly eating beef jerky and watching reruns of Monk.

Virgo: The stars say, don’t order the soup. But then again, stars don’t eat. Fuck the stars.

Libra: This week, during a test drive, you’ll swerve to miss a cat, but hit it anyway. You’ll go off the road, down an embankment and crash into a terminal cancer patient ward injuring several of the dying patients. When you and the car salesman get to the county lock up, you’ll both be groped by some of the other prisoners. Later, at night, the salesman admits that this isn’t the worst test drive he’s ever been on.

Scorpio: If you don’t want your socks to smell like semen this week, make sure you buy some quality galoshes that reach at least to the ankle.

Sagittarius: You will get to meet Tiger Woods. Unfortunately, it’s when you catch him getting oral from your girlfriend. Still, you get his autograph.

Capricorn: A Native American Indian Chief will give you a new name on Xbox live. You shall be known as “Little Dead Bitch Running”.

Aquarius: You will catch the Coors Light Bullet Train. Unfortunately, the driver is drunk and wrecks on the next platform.

Pisces: This week, you’ll pee in a completely new place that you’ve never peed before. A toilet. And not just around and on the seat.

└ Tags: 2010, Aires, Aquarius, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, November 21, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Taurus, Virgo, Your Fratoscope
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