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Aug22

Frat Boy At the Movies: 30 Minutes or Less

by tonyd on August 22, 2011 at 12:01 am

Sort of based on a real news story, 30 Minutes or Less is about a pizza guy (Jesse Eisenberg) who is forced to rob a bank when two guys (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson) strap a bomb vest to him.  And his best friend (Aziz Ansari) has to help.

The movie is split pretty evenly between the three comics and Eisenberg, who are all pretty damn funny in their own right.  For my money, Aziz wins the battle of who has the funniest lines.  McBride, while always funny, is basically doing Kenny Powers.  Swardson is kind of a saddled with a character with a conscience and Eisenberg probably would’ve benefited from swapping roles with Ansari.

Is it funny?  Yeah, although I think almost all the best moments are in the trailer.  It’s as realistic as a movie as this type can get, but it feels like the director sacrificed some of the comedy for “realism”.  But at the same time, there are moments that are completely ridiculous.  No way are these guys getting away and since they do, why not jack up the comedy to Harold & Kumar levels?

It’s like Ansari, the comedian and wild man, is saddled with being the reasonable best friend.  Meanwhile, Eisenberg, who excels at being a neurotic mess is playing a slacker pizza dude that finally throws caution into the wind.  And as funny as McBride and Swardson can be, they are in this movie too much.  The focus probably should’ve been on the main characters and to some extent it feels like there are two movies struggling for dominance.

It’s entertaining, but I was expecting more.  Maybe I set the bar too high going in.  I say this is a decent rental.  Maybe another rewrite, a couple of more scenes, some more manic action and one-liners from Ansari would’ve done it.  As it is, I can only give 30 Minutes or Less 6 out of 10 Keggers, bros.

└ Tags: 30 Minutes or Less, Aziz Ansari, cinema, comedy, critic, critique, Danny McBride, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, funny, humor, Jessie Eisenberg, movie, Nick Swardson, rant, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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Aug21

Your Fratoscope: August 21, 2011

by tonyd on August 21, 2011 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  While trying to meet up for Chinese food with some friends, you will accidentally send a flash mob to eat Dim Sum.

Aries:  You will found several drafts of your obituary on your spouse’s desk.  Maybe it’s too late for the marriage counselor.

Taurus:  Your Internet blind date will be disappointed having assumed that you used a joke photo for your profile.

Gemini:  The stars say, the problem with your idea for selling fried eggs out of a truck is that you should include a paper plate and a fork with the egg.

Lemini:  This week, you will break the record for loudest bowel movement in the company bathroom.  Better cut back on the chilli.

Cancer:  You will be someone’s bitch on your next online game of Halo.  Sorry, bitch.

Leo:  A blind pastry chef makes a horrible mistake and you end up biting into an eclair filled with mayo.

Virgo:  You’ll wake up convinced that you’ve time traveled to the past, but it turns out it’s just that your clock batteries are dying.

Libra:  For the last time, Libra, learn to spell and stop freaking out.  NATO is bombing LIBYA.

Scorpio:  Your offer to be the first sex toy consultant at the White House is turned down, but they keep the complimentary dildos.

Sagittarius:  You will be replaced at your company by robots, but the good news is, a week later those robots will be replaced by cheaper robots overseas.

Capricorn:  Your labor strike will be a bust.  Turns out, you need a job first.

Aquarius:  Your fast food restaurant chain, Bucket ‘o Chum, attracts record seagulls, but few human customers.

Pisces:  Your Native America Shaman advises you to buy gold and the turquoise jewelry he’s selling.

└ Tags: Aires, Aquarius, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Pisces, predictions, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Taurus, Virgo, zodiac
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Aug19

Rewritten Headlines: Syria to ADHD

by tonyd on August 19, 2011 at 12:01 am

Cable TV news, network news, newspaper—  All these sources have been caught lying, spinning, twisting the truth.  Why waste your time with the spin, when Tony D just cuts to the chase.  Strap on your news hat, it’s Rewritten Headlines:

Real: Obama Calls for Syria Leader to Step Down

Rewritten: Obama Looking to Bomb Syria

Real: Government Will Stop Deporting Some Illegal Immigrants, Allow Some to Work

Rewritten: Government Gives Pardon to Rich People’s Servants

Real: School Violence More Like in Spring Than Fall

Rewritten: Mating Season for High School Students Cause Fights

Real: IBM Builds Working Computer Chip That Mimics the Human Brain

Rewritten: IBM Builds Computer That Looks At Porn

Real: Nigeria Launches Two Satellites

Rewritten: Country Takes First Steps to Send Starving People into Space

Real: Jennifer Lopez:  I Was Worn Down at the End of Idol

Rewritten: Famous Millionaire Thinks Life is Hard

Real: NASA Releases Video of Solar Storm Engulfing Planet

Rewritten: Holy Shit!  Universe Could Totally Kill Us!

Real: ADHD Cases in Kids Rise More Than 30% in Decade

Rewritten: Kids Think Reporters Even More Boring Than Before

└ Tags: ADHD, bombs, boring, comedy, computer chip, fall, funny, human brain, humor, IBM, illegal immigrants, Jennifer Lopez, kids, NASA, News, Nigeria, Obama, planet, Rewritten Headlines, satellite, school, servants, solar storm, space, spring, Super Frat, Syria, Tony DiGerolamo, violence
Aug17

Twitter in Focus: Louis C.K.

by tonyd on August 17, 2011 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros.

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Louis C.K. It sounds weird to say this, but I think of Louis as more than just a stand up comedian. There are guys that are funny and then there are guys that are funny and make you think. And besides doing that, like Howard Stern, Louis is very real. I like what he does. It’s risky. Edgy, I think. His show on FX very much encompasses that. Let’s see if his tweets do.

July 29th:  “for those who missed me on letterman… http://t.co/5F6cU79. Because I am very very important. jesus I wan to vomit.”

I saw clips of this on Youtube (the only way to watch TV).  Nice.  Is it like double work to have to do the show AND work on stand up, I wonder.  Must be kind of a grind.

August 4th:  “Reminder: tonight at 10:30 on FX: a new episode of LOUIE. Preview: http://t.co/W6W13ip it is a horribly interesting episode.”

This video is private.  Can’t access.  Or maybe I was too late?

August 6th:  “Season 3 of LOUIE is official. We will be back. I am very grateful to keep the best job on earth for another year.”

Awesome.  That’s probably an easy five seasons then.  They like to get to 100 episodes for syndication.  I think this show is a lock.

August 6th:  “confused people. Season 2 of LOUIE is NOT over. There are still 7 eps to go. This Thursday there will be 2 eps back to back”

This is a perfect time to have a show on FX because they show everything like 20 times so you can’t miss it.  Just had an idea: Sons off Anarchy/Louie crossover.

August 10th:  “Tomorrow there are 2 NEW EPISODES of LOUIE back to back! 10:30 and ll:00. 2nd one stars DOUG STANHOPE and he is FUCKING GREAT!”

I saw that one and it was fucking great.  That was a PERFECT character for Doug Stanhope to play.  My God, I saw so much of my friends who were into stand up in that character and myself.  It was a little scary.

August 10th:  “I’m doing 2 shows: Beacon theater, NYC, Nov 10th. 1st show sold out. 2nd show on presale http://t.co/IrNpaRp code is NYCF”

For a second, I thought that said “Bacon Theater” which would be just too awesome.

August 11th:  “Please remember that there are 2 NEW episodes of LOUIE tonight on FX. 10:30 and 11:00 pm. Both are very excellent ones.”

Dammit!  Missed those.  Fortunately, FX.

2 hours ago:  “Oh hey. I’m verified now. Ah.”

Thank God.  Who are these people that keep faking celebrity Twitters?  So annoying.

Okay, let’s rate Louis’ tweets.  Basically, he’s using it to pimp his show, but what I left out was that he did respond to a lot of fans and Rob Lowe.  And who amongst us can resist, Rob Lowe?  Like the show Louie, there’s more to it than what you describe.  Let’s rate Louis’ tweets:  I give him an 8 for Mustness.  He’s got fairly recent posts.  A 9 for Insanity, because he’s talking to fans and that’s always tough.  And finally a 10 for Style.  What can I say?  I just admire what the man does.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Louis or you’re a bastard.

And if you have a suggestion for twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: comedian, comedy, funny, FX, humor, Louie, Louis C.K., rating, review, stand up, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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