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Nov02

Twitter in Focus: Leonard Nimoy

by tonyd on November 2, 2011 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Mr. Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy!  If there is someone who is not a fan of this man, I don’t know them.  Let’s check out his tweets.

@TheRealNimoy

October 21st:  “On the carol Burnett show in the late ’60’s. LLAP http://twitpic.com/73rkn6”

Someone find this link to this video…now!

October 21st:  “Seeing LLAP T shirts popping up. Airports, restaurants,etc.Love it.!! http://www.etsy.com/shop/SecretSelves LLAP”

Proceeds go to the Vulcan Institute of Learning.

October 26th:  “I’m still feeling the waves of good will from the convention in Chicago.Also Vegas and other cities. Thanks to all. LLAP”

Can’t believe you’re done conventions.  No wait, I can’t believe you did conventions that long.

October 27th:  “There’s only one Spocktober and THIS IS IT !!! LLAP”

Ha!  Spocktober!  Gotta get a Spock-olantern!

October 27th:  “Had lunch today with JJ Abrams. Dinner tomorrow with Zachary Quinto. Totally Star Trek’d. Great people. LLAP”

Nice.  Are you hobnobbing with them?  No!  They’re hobnobbing with you!

October 28th:  “JJ was curious about my Secret Selves project. I sent him a catalogue of the show which includes a DVD. Find it on http://Leonardnimoyphotography.com LLAP”

Nice!  I like the painting lesbian.

October 28th:  “From “Kid Monk Baroni” 1952 LLAP http://twitpic.com/776k47”

October 31st: “Happy scary day. As a kid I was always a pirate. Cardboard patch over one eye and a cardboard sword. LLAP”

Yar! Gimme yer booty! T’is most logical! Aaargh!

6 hours ago: “A thought: Love the art in yourself. Not yourself in the art. LLAP”

Any chance that you’ll rerelease this?

Okay, let’s rate Leonard’s tweets. Okay, I’m totally biased here. How can I not give him 10’s across the board? I know, it’s not an accurate rating, but it’s Spock. Spock! Spoooooooooocck!

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: actor, Carol Burnett, comedy, funny, humor, JJ Abrams, Kid Monk Baroni, Leonard Nimoy, LLAP, Mr. Spock, Star Trek, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Oct30

Your Fratoscope: October 30, 2011

by tonyd on October 30, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your Lady Gaga meat costume backfires when you get the address of the Halloween party wrong and end up walking into a kennel.

Aries:  Your comment on your boss’s “slutty secretary” costume turns out to be inappropriate, she’s not wearing a costume.

Taurus: The stars say, giving away bags of pot for Halloween is wrong.  You have to roll the joints for the kids first.

Gemini:  Your America’s Most Wanted Fugitive costume doesn’t fool anyone, except the cops that pull you over.

Lemini :  This week, your house will be the scariest one on the block.  But then again, most registered sex offenders are pretty scary.

Cancer:  The ghost of Ryan Dunn will suggest you ride down a hill in a shopping cart.  He will also laugh at you during the ambulance ride.

Leo:  You will regret passing out at the Halloween party.  Mostly because you went in a costume that looked like a toilet.

Virgo:  You’ll have anonymous sex with a girl in a mascot costume.  At least, that’ what you’ll tell  yourself.

Libra:  You will find out that porn is an inappropriate treat for Halloween.

Scorpio:  The stars say, it’s a perfect time to go out with your orgy mask on.  Unfortunately, way too many people recognize you that way, you whore.

Sagittarius:  You may be getting too old for Trick or Treating.  Your mailman costume nets you a few candy bars and several dozen envelopes containing checks to the gas company.

Capricorn:  This week, you’ll severely cut your hands trying to push razorblades into apples.  Wake up and stop doing this.  No one eats apples on Halloween.

Aquarius:  Good news, it turns out that slutty prostitute you invite to your Halloween party is actually a slutty prostitute.  The bad news is, her herpes sores are not make up.

Pisces:  Well, it’s another Halloween and you know what that means.  A candy bowl on the middle of your front lawn and you on the roof with a BB gun.  Good luck kids!

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Oct29

Level Up: Dead Island

by tonyd on October 29, 2011 at 12:01 am

Quick video game review.  Dead Island is the new zombie shooter where you are trapped on a tropical island with zombies.

It’s not a bad game and it’s a bit scary.  My main problems with the game is this:  All I want to do is kill zombies.  I don’t mind that they lunge, but I have a problem with running zombies.  This game has both and it doesn’t accelerate too fast.  The zombies have levels, which I like.  They get progressively tougher to kill.

The tough part of the game is driving.  Running over zombies in a truck is all kinds of fun, but the controls are pretty wonky.

The zombies are really loud, which is weird.  The sound of them dying actually threw me off a little.  You also can’t really sneak up on them.  That might be because I had just gotten done playing Batman.  (How awesome would a Batman vs. the Zombies game be?)

The downside is the premise is kind of weak.  For some reason, your character is immune to the virus that turns people into zombies, which is why you have to do the missions.  I guess that would be a good explanation, but some of the missions are a bit pointless.  For instance, going to get gas to burn bodies.  There’s so much stuff on the island (plenty of abandoned cars), why not use the gas from them?  Also, there’s a choice of characters with different abilities, which don’t seem all that different.  I guess it’s just an excuse to have upgrades.

Finally, there are “traders” as you can buy and sell stuff and collecting money is important.  That seems counter intuitive to the whole situation.

Still, overall, the game is a lot of fun once you get used to the controls.  It’s still not my ideal zombie game.  (I could really do without the “boss” zombies.)  You’ll get your zombie-killing fix with this on.

I give Dead Island 7 out of 10 keggers.  I wouldn’t buy it first, but I’d buy it.  Definitely something to pick up in the used bin.

└ Tags: Dead Island, Gamer, Level Up, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tropical, video game, zombie
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Oct28

Rewritten Headlines: Charlie Sheen to Dinosaurs

by tonyd on October 28, 2011 at 12:01 am

Your rewritten news team is back with the rewritten news. Don’t read news stories. Skim them and get sorta facts.

Real: Charlie Sheen will star in FX show ‘Anger Management,’ based on Jack Nicholson movie, in 2012

Rewritten: Charlie Sheen Finally Able to Afford Coke Again

Real: NYPD Police Probe Targets Muslims Who Change Their Names

Rewritten: Cops Expand Racist Policies to All

Real: Big Banks Blink on Debit-Card Fees

Rewritten: Banks Delay Fucking You in Ass

Real: Medical Marijuana Advocates Sue Prosecutors Over Crackdown

Rewritten: Stoners Demand Right to Pretend to Have Glaucoma

Real: Saudi King, Abdullah, a Cautious Reformer

Rewritten: Saudi King, Doesn’t Behead People as Much

Real: Evidence for Huge Dinosaur Migrations That Once Took Place in Ancient America

Rewritten: New Evidence Proves Even Dinosaurs Didn’t Want to Live in New Jersey

└ Tags: Abdullah, ATM fees, Big Banks, Charlie Sheen, chronic, Coke, comedy, cops, dinosaurs, funny, glaucoma, humor, marijuana, Migrations, Muslims, New Jersey, News, NYPD, Rewritten Headlines, Saudi King, smoking, stoners, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, weed
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