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What I’d Like to See Happen: Asteroid Attack

by tonyd on March 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

What I’d Like to See Happen:  Asteroid Attacks

You may not be aware, but there’s a pretty good chance a sizable asteroid could hit the Earth someday.  Of course, I’m not wishing for that.  Who in their right might would wish for planetary annihilation?  Maybe Satan or Dick Cheney.

That being said, if something like it were to occur, this is what I’d like to see happen:

The asteroid comes.  At first, the various governments of the world try to keep it a secret.  As in the case of the current asteroid I linked, since there is no time for a real plan, most governments just make plans to save themselves and their minions.

So naturally, people go bonkers.  Speculation runs rampant that this could be the end for everyone.  Some scientist predict that if the meteor hits, anyone left outside the government bunkers will be lucky to live through the next year.  Martial law is declared and society breaks down as it gets closer to the end.

Rather than try and help people, the governments of the world spend 24/7 in CYA mode.  They lock everyone out of the bunkers.  They can, they got all the weapons.  Religious groups prepare for the end, but in the final moments, some of the leaders crack.  They try to get inside those bunkers and the higher-ups succeed.

The asteroid comes and it complete misses.  Maybe at the last second, it hits another asteroid or a piece of space junk.  Possibly, it just breaks up in the atmosphere and disintegrates harmlessly in the sky.  (Now again, people would die, so I’m not advocating THAT.  However, if this scenario had to happen…)

When the government bunkers opened, the government would have a lot of explaining to do, as would the religi0us leaders and rich people that slipped in at the last minute.  You see, they expected everyone outside to die or get trapped in a massive Ice Age.  Since that didn’t happen, there are plenty of weapons left behind for the people outside.  And those of us who did get left behind are pretty pissed about it.  The compliant media is exposed for lying about the timetable to keep people from rushing the bunkers, but a few stalwart reporters (realizing they couldn’t get in the bunker) actually told us the truth.  All the talk of “sacrifice” and “survival of our civilization” turns out to be bullshit.  It was the powerful, the rich and politically connected that go in the bunker, not the smart or the young or those with skills.

And despite all the weapons and thugs the governments took inside the bunker to maintain order, it’s nothing compared to what got left outside.  So all over the world, in an “Asteroid Spring”, people overthrow their governments.  “We didn’t elect you to save yourself.  We elected you to protect us!”  A few stalwart politicians, (again the ones that didn’t get inside the bunker) take over.  There’s a decidedly massive change in how the world is run.  Instead of being the first on the metaphorical life raft, government officials are now expected to be the last.  The rules change and a massive investigation reveals the hypocrisy of government leaders.  Wars grind to a halt as new government leaders work together (not only to prevent the next asteroid close-call) but to work together in general.  The Asteroid turns out to be an event that brings the world together.

I know.  Corny.  Anyhow, that’s what I’d like to see happen.

└ Tags: AG5, asteroid, attack, bunkers, future, government, meteor, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, What I'd Like to See Happen
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Mar23

Rewritten Headlines: Oprah to California

by tonyd on March 23, 2012 at 12:01 am

The news is boring.  Let’s rewrite it.

Real: Oprah Winfrey’s cable net OWN facing big losses, says SNL Kagan analyst

Rewritten:  Oprah Analyzed by Saturday Night Live

Real: Marine Sergeant Faces Discipline for Facebook Critique of Obama

Rewritten:  President Spending Too Much Time on Facebook

Real:  Americans now Watch More Online Movies Than DVD’s

Rewritten:  Americans Finding More Ways to Move Less

Real:  Illinois to Become First State to Allow Online Lottery Sales

Rewritten:  Illinois Makes Being Poor and Delusional Even Easier

Real:  Study: Obesity May Lower Cognitive Function for Aging Adults

Rewritten: Fat Fucks Also Stupid Fucks

Real: Gallagher Leaves Hospital After Heart Attack With New Material for Next Act

Rewritten:  Gallagher Stays At Hospital That Smashes Various Giant Fruits

Real: Pat Robertson Criticizes Broncos for Tebow Trade

Rewritten:  Religious Guy Forgets He Can Just Pray to God for Stuff

Real:  Scientist Build a Camera That Sees Around Corners

Rewritten:  Stalker Technology Takes a Giant Leap Forward

Real: California Marijuana Workers Ready to Unionize

Rewritten: California Stoners Threaten Things That They’ll Probably Forget About

└ Tags: California, Camera, comedy, DVD, fat, funny, Gallagher, humor, Illinois, marijuana, Marine, Netflix, News, Obama, Obesity, Oprah, OWN, parody, Pat Robertson, president, Religious, Rewritten Headlines, scientist, Stalker, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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Mar21

Twitter in Focus: Mike Scully

by tonyd on March 21, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Mike Scully, writer for the Simpsons and many other funny things.  I’ve been seeing Mike’s name for a long time and I’m not just checking out his tweets because he writes the TV show of the comics I write for.  His tweets are, well, judge for yourself.

@scullymike

March 2nd:  “Fun fact: Dr. Seuss died of cancer of the lorax.”

That’s what you get when you eat green eggs and ham.

March 2nd:  “Aren’t all marriages same sex?”

I don’t know.  That’s not what Rick Santorum says.  I hear he’s going to outlaw nudity.

March 5th:  “You know you’re in for a quality movie when the trailer starts with “HASBRO PRESENTS.””

Were there not enough ‘splosions for you in Transformers III?

March 8th:  “Attention Scriptwriters: the character of a 20-something girl who is “beautiful, but doesn’t know it” does not exist in the real world.”

Couldn’t agree more with this.

March 9th:  “Giving me a revolver with a bullet in it is like handing me a loaded gun.”

That sounds like a line either Homer or Chris Pratt’s character in Park & Rec would say.

March 9th:  “Bruce Springsteen starts tour on same day John Mayer announces indefinite hiatus from touring. It was a good day.”

In NJ, we’re legally obligated to listen to Bruce at least twice a day.

March 10th:  “Going to stop driving by that gym & envying the people getting in shape. Today, I’m going to drive my car into the place and kill them all.”

That is definitely a Homer line.

March 11th:  “Don’t know why my kids aren’t fascinated by stories from when I was their age.”

Wow, Mike’s lines are so much like the Simpsons dialogue.

March 12th:  “I’d love to be British because you get to sound classy, sophisticated, and call your Dad a cunt.”

Well, you can’t say that on the Simpsons.  Although it is Fox.  Maybe on the version they broadcast in England.

March 13th:  “March Madness? But I’m not done with February Furiousness!”

And April Awesomeness is just around the corner.

March 13th:  “Bachelor, Housewives, Dancing w/Stars, Biggest Loser, Apprentice… Networks, please stop telling me how “sophisticated” the audience is.”

When will the scourge of reality TV end?

March 13th:  “ABC & CW announce TV singing contest shows, thus filling the two hours per week where we have no TV singing contest shows.”

American Idol, a pox upon you!

March 13th:  “”This videogame is rated M for Mature.” If I was mature, I wouldn’t be playing fucking videogames!”

Don’t tell these guys.

March 14th:  “If Clint Eastwood can’t control his wife, what chance do the rest of us have?”

Let that be a lesson to all men.  Charlie Sheen is right.

March 14th:  “I’ve got the strangest feeling nobody’s watching me.”

Start taking plane lessons, but refuse to learn to land.  Then someone will be watching you.

March 14th:  “Doobie Bros drummer at Pearly Gates (ala Woody Allen):”I know we said you’re just alright, Mr.Jesus sir, but (NERVOUSLY GROOMS JESUS’ BEARD)”

Hey, yeah.  Plus they said they were his “friend”.

March 15th:  “Good thing they canceled “Luck” today. Next week’s guest star was supposed to be Sarah Jessica Parker.”

Whew.  Now I won’t have to vomit onto my flatscreen.

March 16th:  “Jury in Jamaican murder trial hopelessly dreadlocked.”

Ba-dum-dum!  Keesh!

5 hours ago:  “If I had my druthers, I wouldn’t have to borrow your druthers.”

He’ll be here all week folks!  Try the veal!  G’night!

Okay, let’s rate Mike’s tweets.  Insightful, funny and in the style of the Simpsons.  He’s got it all.  I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.  You gotta follow Mike.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: Chris Pratt, comedy, comments, funny, humor, Mike Scully, Napoleon Dynamite, Parks and Rec, rating, Super Frat, television, The Simpsons, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus, writer
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Mar19

Frat Boy At the Movies: Jeff, Who Lives At Home

by tonyd on March 19, 2012 at 12:01 am

Susan Sarandon, Jason Segel and Ed Helms star in this quirky comedy about two adult brothers and their mom.  Segel, plays Jeff, a 30 year-old stoner still living in his mom’s basement.  Ed, as his older brother Pat, plays kind of a jerky guy.  Susan Sarandon is the mom who works in an office and feels unfulfilled.  Judy Greer (who seems to be in everything now) is in it as Pat’s wife and Rae Dawn Chong is back as Sarandon’s co-worker.  (And no, Arnold Swartzenagger does not show up and show her how to use a bazooka.)

Mom and Pat are both working, but living unfulfilled lives.  Jeff, on the other hand, isn’t particularly fulfilled, but he is trying to make a go at looking at life.  While everyone around him looks outward, Jeff looks in and is in touch with himself on a level the rest of his family cannot understand.  I related a lot to this character, because I often felt that I was a lot like that person in my family.  (I didn’t live in the basement of my parents, I had my own room on the first floor, thank you.)  But while everyone is so caught up in their lives, they tend to forget what’s important.  Jeff, in many ways, is a philosopher, asking the big questions, while everyone around him contends themselves with the mundane tasks of living.

On a more basic level, the movie was funny.  Pat’s marriage is falling apart and after running into Jeff by chance, they end up following his wife to a hotel.  Helms is great as the “grounded brother” who turns out not to be so grounded.  Segel is great as the trippy brother with real insight.  I’m pretty biased for this movie because some of the reasons listed above, but I think it’s pretty entertaining.

I give Jeff, Who Lives at Home 8 out of 10 keggers.

└ Tags: Arnold Swartzenagger, arthouse, cinema, comedy, Ed Helms, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, funny, Jason Segel, Jeff Who Lives At Home, Judy Greer, keggers, movie, quirky, Rae Dawn Chong, rating, review, stoner, Super Frat, Susan Sarandon, Tony DiGerolamo
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