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May04

Rewritten Headlines: Joss Whedon to Avian Flu

by tonyd on May 4, 2012 at 12:01 am

There’s the real news and then there’s the news that cuts through the crap and the niceties.  No tact, just rewritten fact!  This is the Rewritten News!

Real: Avengers Director Joss Whedon on Doing Right by the Hulk

Rewritten: Film Maker Takes Risk By Promoting Movie to Dateless Movie Goers

Real: Greenland’s 200 Glaciers Not Melting as Fast as Some Feared

Rewritten: Humans Destroying Themselves Slightly Slower That Previously Thought

Real: Stephen King:  Tax Me for F@%$’s Sake!

Rewritten: Stephen King:  I Have Too Much F@%&$ing Money!

Real: Tiger Woods Still Fighting Demons Off the Tee

Rewritten: Tiger Woods Still Not Boning Enough Pornstars

Real: John Edwards Denied Affair But Balked After Signing Affidavit

Rewritten: Man Lies About Cheating on His Wife

Real:  ‘The Scream’ is Auctioned for a Record $119.9 Million

Rewritten: Rich Guy Buys Depressing Painting Anyone With an Internet Connection Can See for Free

Real: Zombie Ants Fight Fungus With Fungus

Rewritten: Walking Dead Fans Link Science Article in Hopes of Bringing About Z-Day

Real: Avian Flu Study Finally and Fully Published

Rewritten: Formerly Scary Disease No Longer Interesting Now That Actual Facts Have Been Published


└ Tags: ants, Avian Flu, celebrity, comedy, funny, Glaciers, Greenland, humor, John Edwards, Joss Whedon, News, parody, politics, post, Rewritten News, satire, science, Stephen King, Super Frat, The Avengers, The Scream, Tiger Woods, Tony DiGerolamo, zombie
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May02

Twitter in Focus: Anthony Bourdain

by tonyd on May 2, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is chef, author and TV host, Anthony Bourdain. He hosts two of my favorite shows, No Reservations and The Layover.  How can I not like a guy who talks about food?  Let’s see if his tweets are just as good.

@NoReservations

Okay, first, before the tweets, I have to mention two funny Twitter accounts I discover on Anthony’s account.  One is Big Gay Ice Cream and the other is Drunk Hulk.  Awesome.  Okay, here we go.

April 28th:  ““@LisaAbend: Maybe the best travel piece on London I’ve read. By A.A. Gill, of course. http://nyti.ms/JOLKlI” Gill at his best.”

Travel?  Nah.  That’s what I have your show for AB.

April 28th:  “My new job. http://yfrog.com/od71mjrj”

There are worse jobs than driving Italian sports cars.  Unless you drive them like this.

April 30th:  “Read this: http://ruhlman.com/2012/04/foie-gras-wars-back-on/”

I’ve never understood the appeal of Foie gras.  Probably because there’s no such thing as a Foie Gras cheesesteak.

April 30th:  “Thank you @OttaviaBourdain for not noticing my fly was open all night. Apparently random fan more reliable crotch watch !”

That sounds like a new spin off show.  “Tonight on Crotch Watch!”

12 hours ago:  “Book “Restaurant Man” by @Jbastianich a terrific trench level primer on the biz. He knows where all the bodies are buried!”

Reading or watching TV about food makes me hungry.  Invariably, I end up getting up and cooking myself something.

8 hours ago:  “Awesome ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zjv4rqUTaY”

Thanks.  Now I have to make a sandwich.

8 hours ago:  “Even more awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs4_zylZtTI”

And now desert.

Okay, let’s rate Tony’s tweets.  He’s got a lot going on and is pretty interactive.  He’s a writer and the tweets are pretty off the cuff.  Plus, if you’re a fan of the show you get more of an inside scoop.  I just can’t review more or I’ll eat everything in my fridge.  I give AB a 7 for Insanity, 9 for Mustness and 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6.  Gotta follow him.  And watch the shows, they’re awesome.  Just make sure you have a snack ready.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: Anthony Bourdain, author, chef, comedy, dining, food, funny, host, humor, London, No Reservations, rating, restaurants, show, Super Frat, television, The Layover, Tony DiGerolamo, travel, Travel Channel, TV, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Apr30

Behind the Scenes: Who’s Afraid of Mark Waid’s Webcomics?

by tonyd on April 30, 2012 at 12:01 am

Recently, print comic writer, Mark Waid, announced the launch of his webcomic site, Thrillbent.com.  Reaction from the webcomic community has been kind of strange.  The go-to guy to get a quote about webcomics these days it Scott Kurtz and they shaped it like this: ‘PvP’ creator warns webcomics makers over Mark Waid’s ‘Thrillbent’ The angle seems to be doom and gloom.  Why?  As my friend, CB at the Webcomic Factory said, “Why is everyone so goddamn upset? We should be out in Times Square celebrating. We just won WW2.”

Yes, indeed.  What the Hell is everyone’s problem?  First off, Mark Waid’s a really nice and talented guy.  He’s someone that goes the extra mile for the fans and does quality work.  Shouldn’t the webcomic community embrace an individual like this?  He worked for big publishers, he didn’t run the big publishers.  I interviewed Mark back in the day on my old TV show.  And even then, Mark was a pretty humble and gracious guy and he was already working on big print titles then.

Second, this is the inevitable result of the death of print.  Where did you think all the creators were going to go?  They weren’t going to just retire.  They are jumping to their own sites, Kickstarter or wherever they can so they can continue to create.  The Internet has freed them, as it has freed the first webcomic creators.  Also, the word on the “street” (ie, the people I know who work in comics) print work is drying up.  Everyone is beginning to hop on the webcomic train.

Third, maybe you heard of another famous creator named Warren Ellis.  He’s being doing a webcomic called Freak Angels since 2007.  I don’t recall anyone screaming “This is the End!” when that happened.

The biggest piece of news is that Marvel has jumped head first into digital.  This marks the countdown until Marvel either scales back their print division or shuts it down altogether.  Either way, it means the guys with money are finally beginning to see the writing on the wall.  If they can wean their audience off of print, they can move them to another delivery system which requires much less overhead.

But what will this mean for webcomic creators?  Nothing bad.  Something good!

It means that whatever is left of the print comic, capes and tights crowd is going to be dragged kicking and screaming to the Internet.  That’s right where we want them!  The Internet is the great equalizer.  The problem with print was always that comics were non-returnable, so whenever a retailer ordered your book it got stuck in the back as a constant reminder to never order outside the big publishers ever again.  Retailers would stay away from indy comics and those of us in print know that struggle.

With webcomics, everyone is just a click away.  And where would you rather go?  The site containing comics you’ve read a million times?  The guys that cost you a lot of money and now want to charge you some kind of fee?  Or do you want to see free webcomics?  Based on everything BUT capes and tights.  Well, how about both?  If they’re both free, that’s what’s going to happen.  The only difference is, most readers get sick of capes and tights after awhile.  So while the print comic book crowd will drift towards other webcomics, it’s unlikely that webcomic fans (who already have a high bar for entertainment) will drift toward pay capes and tights sites.

So we have a choice here, webcomic creators.  We can look at this change with fear and fight it, as the print companies did when webcomics emerged.  Or, as I will do, we can welcome Mark Waid with open arms.  Let’s show him the ropes.  (Hey, Mark, how about a link exchange?  It’s what we all do.  Gives you street cred.)  The Internet is a big, unlimited place (until CISPA passes), so there’s room for everyone.  There’s nothing to fear here.  Mark and these other creators will bring in more fans and make webcomics something to be accepted.  With that acceptance, one hurdle is removed not just for Mark Waid, but all webcomic creators.

So welcome Mark.  See you on the web.

└ Tags: Behind the Scenes, CB, Christian Beranek, Mark Waid, print comics, Scott Kurtz, Super Frat, The Webcomic Factory, Thrillbent.com, Tony DiGerolamo, Warren Ellis, webcomics
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Apr29

Your Fratoscope: April 29, 2012

by tonyd on April 29, 2012 at 12:14 pm

If your birthday is this week:   An 80-foot tall ape will grab you and carry you to the top of a tall building.  It’ll be pretty cool until he sets you down to fling his own giant feces.  Escape before he’s finished.

Aries:  Miley Cyrus finally answers you fan letter.  She’ll say to hit Ctrl Alt Del at the same time to reboot your computer.

Taurus:  Your roommate will finally return from Spring Break.  He’ll be carrying a pirate chest of treasure, a bullet proof vest and a koala bear that smokes a hooka.  He’ll say his break was “okay”.

Gemini:  Your level of doucheiness will rise sharply this week, although thankfully not high enough to wear one of those Bluetooth ear phones.

Lemini:   The stars say, weather is going to be beautiful this week, so why don’t you stay inside so the rest of us can enjoy it you ugly bastard?

Cancer:   This week, your boss will ask for a word with you.  Remember, he can’t fire what he can’t find!

Leo:  Your attempt to fire your Cancer employee will fail until you read this horoscope.  He’s hiding in the ceiling of the supply room.

Virgo:  Don’t ignore the eye you discover in your head cheese this week.  It’s delicious.

Libra:  You will find Newt Gingrich sobbing quietly in the passenger seat of your car.

Scorpio:  Your grocer will ask you politely not to fondle object in the produce isle so sensually.

Sagittarius:  You will discover that the only thing worse than pooping your pants, is to see a turd roll out of the end of your pant leg in the middle of a crowded Staples.

Capricorn:   The stars say, your business cards are ready, but you can’t pick them up until Monday.  Sorry.

Aquarius:  Your sex life takes a turn for the better, when you realize that you can do it with your off hand too.

Pisces:  You will fall sleep on your keyboard making both your website posts late and leaving 148 pages of the letter “K” in one program.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, birthday, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, late, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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