Super Frat

At the suggestion of one of our readers, I’d thought I’d try Rewritten Headlines in a different format.  Tell me what you think!

Congress Pisses Away More Borrowed Chinese Money

CDC: Stalking Teens for Shit We All Know

Obama Not a Great Diplomat

Poor People No Longer Issued Credit

Government Targets Next Famous Black Person for Imprisonment

NASA No Longer Cares If You’re Crushed Into Oblivion

Rich Guy Raises More Money That Most Powerful Man in World

Website For Unemployed People Wonders Why It Has Problems

New York City Hates Fat People