Hey Bros:
I’ve got a story in the Simpsons Summer Shindig #6 that I was credited as co-writing called Locked in a Brewery.
Hey Bros:
I’ve got a story in the Simpsons Summer Shindig #6 that I was credited as co-writing called Locked in a Brewery.
This list was inspired by this recent news article.
1. Nerf Weapons
2. A Half-Eaten Subway Sandwich
3. His 4 year-old daughter’s hand on “Bring Your Daughter to Work” Day
4. A sign supporting Mitt Romney
5. Platform shoes
6. A cup of coffee and a newspaper
7. A Gameboy
8. Armful of t-shirts that say, “I survived Rick’s first bank robbery and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
9. His pet kitten, Mr. Fluffypants
10. A giant canvas bag with a dollar sign on it
Real: Justin Bieber Suffers Concussion in Paris
Rewritten: Shitty Lyrics Momentarily Overwhelm Pop Icon’s Brain
Real: Seattle Shooting “Hero” Threw Stools at Gunman: Police
Rewritten: Misleading Headline Implies Poop Being Thrown
Real: Madonna Disses Lady Gaga
Rewritten: Old Woman Shakes Fist at Younger Woman
Real: Men’s Desk Germier Than Women’s, Study Finds
Rewritten: Semen Rarely Found on Women’s Desk, Study Finds
Real: Sheriff: Maryland Student, 21, Admits Eating Housemate’s Heart, Part of Brain
Rewritten: Maryland Roommates Not Getting Along Well
Real: Edwards Not Guilty On One Count; Mistrial on Five Others
Rewritten: Rich Guy Avoids Jail, Surprises No One
Real: Flavour Changer: Genome Could Enhance Tomato Taste
Rewritten: Nerds Improve Pizza
Real: Key Part of Federal Gay Marriage Law Ruled Unconstitutional
Rewritten: U.S. Still Homophobic
Real: Singapore Stocks-Set To Open Lower, Wall St Weighs
Rewritten: Rich Singapore People Finally Decide to Screw Singapore Poor
Real: Mom of Miami Cannibal Dismisses Depiction of Him As Zombie
Rewritten: Zombie Apocalypse Off to Confusing Start
Hey bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestants are Garfunkel and Oates, AKA: Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. They make a lot of funny, quirky songs. Let’s see how they tweet.
May 13th: “G & O Hosts a Karaoke Party on Your iphone! http://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthapitchel/garfunkel-and-oates-host-a-karaoke-party-on-your-i-6318”
Hi tech hipsters. Nice.
May 16th: “Yes! Steve is back. RT @adailysingalong @garfunkeloates Avengers fans got ahold of your song & spawned this beauty: http://tinyurl.com/c2by7xl.”
A reference to this song. Funny.
May 17th: “Today @thejoelstein 1st book, Man Made, comes out. Not sure when @thejoelstein will come out. http://amzn.to/J2y02r #ManMade”
I think they just called you gay, Joel Stein.
May 19th: “Writing a new song today! Yay! It’s called The Fadeaway. Yay!”
Cute. Not as cute as you two making out, but cute.
May 25th: “Just filmed a new couch video for our song 29/31. Should be out tomorrow!”
Visit their website to see. Funny.
May 28th: “Arizo-no-you-didn’t.”
Did something happen in Arizona on May 28th? Damn you Internet. I finally missed something and it’s all your fault.
10 hours ago: “Our new couch video is up! In this song, we play the same woman, two years apart. Here is 29/31!! http://youtu.be/H-gfxjAaZg0”
I like it. The t-shirts are nice touch as well. This’ll be a nice piece for your live show. Probably a finisher.
Okay, let’s rate G&O’s tweets. I don’t review a lot of bands, but this one was definitely worth reviewing. Funny, entertaining, could use a little bit more behind-the-scenes. I give it a 7 for Insanity, 8 for Mustness and 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8. Follow G&O, bros. Plus you can catch some of their links on Collegehumor.com
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
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Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
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Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
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Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

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LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
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StocktonCon
SuperBud
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