Tony D with an update. And don’t forget, the Super Frat/Miserable Comedians crossover continues over at the Webcomic Factory!
Tony D with an update. And don’t forget, the Super Frat/Miserable Comedians crossover continues over at the Webcomic Factory!
I used to watch Mr. Rogers. He was awesome. Especially if you had to come down off a wicked sugar high and were just waiting for Sesame Street to start. If you haven’t seen the Mr. Rogers Remix, it’s cool. And if you remember the show, here are Ten Things You Never Saw on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
1. Visiting the Neighborhood bookie
2. Mr. Rogers cursing out a dog that shits on his porch
3. How to properly load your 10mm Auto Glock
4. Lindsay Lohan drunk drives the Neighborhood Trolley into a ditch
5. Mr. McFeely randomly punching people in the nuts
6. Mr. Rogers on the do’s and don’t’s of the Champagne Room
7. Special guest Anthrax on how to know if your groupie is clean
8. A visit to the Land of Make-believe’s meth lab
9. Mr. Rogers bitch slaps Captain Kangaroo
10. Eddie Murphy
At the suggestion of one of our readers, I’d thought I’d try Rewritten Headlines in a different format. Tell me what you think!
Congress Pisses Away More Borrowed Chinese Money
CDC: Stalking Teens for Shit We All Know
Poor People No Longer Issued Credit
Government Targets Next Famous Black Person for Imprisonment
NASA No Longer Cares If You’re Crushed Into Oblivion
Rich Guy Raises More Money That Most Powerful Man in World
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is probably best known for doing the voice of Special Ed on Crank Yankers, click your mouse’s for comedian Jim Florentine.
May 22nd: “Check out the latest episode of The Full Hoon I co host on the Car And Driver Youtube channel. http://youtu.be/gyWIcG0uOkA”
Nice. Could use a puppet, but still nice.
May 23rd: “New Six Feet Under CD Undead @sixfeetofficial is their best one yet! Sick, demented lyrics! It’s #5 on Metal Itunes!”
I had no idea the cast of that show had a band. Gotta check it out.
May 24th: “Check out the new @Slash CD Apocalyptic Love. Great hard rock songs. @MylesKennedy nailing it on the vocals!”
Metal.
May 24th: “6/16 Harpos Detroit, Mi. Comedy Metal Road Show w Jim F, Don J, n Ed Trunk. A night of Comedy, Metal, n Music Trivia. http://Harposconcerttheatre.com”
Doing comedy in front of metal fans. You are a brave man, Jim.
May 24th: “6/15 Cubby Bear Chicago, IL Comedy Metal Road Show w Jim F, Don J, n Ed Trunk. A night of Comedy, Metal, n Music Trivia http://Cubbybear.com”
It’s like the Blue Collar Comedy tour only not shitty and with better music.
May 25th: “Saw Stryper @stryperband w Richard Christie @cwotd and @1337Ryan. Great show! Wanna thank @michaelhsweet and the boys for a great time.”
Wait a minute? Is that Christian Metal!?
May 28th: “I’ll be interviewed during 1p @Mets game today by @KBurkhardtSNY to promote season premiere of my new show @BeerMoneyonSNY right after game!”
You must be a happy Mets fan after this.
May 28th: “Just watched 2 great Bobcat Goldthwait directed movies. God Bless America and Worlds Greatest Dad. He also did the classic Windy City Heat.”
I saw Windy City Heat and that was pretty fucking brilliant.
May 29th: “Check out the latest episode of The Full Hoon that I co host on Car And Driver Magazine’s Youtube channel. http://youtu.be/-_LloE7keB8”
You are busy, Jim. Good to see you workin’.
May 29th: “Less then one month away @realdonjamieson and I are opening for Metallica at Orion Fest in AC. #FuckingInsane!”
I’ve always liked this Metallica song. (Shh! Don’t tell them it’s free on Youtube!)
May 30th: “Congrats to @Slash @MylesKennedy and the Conspirators for the debut at #4 on the Billboard Charts this week!”
Damn, someone loves metal.
May 30th: “My Son just hit his terrible two’s. On my way to get a vasectomy.”
Too late now.
7 hours ago: “Here is a link for tix to my One Man Show in NYC Wed. June 13 part of NYC Underground Comedy Fest. http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/220711”
New York bros, take notice. He’s funny.
6 hours ago: “Got a few minutes in airport. Any questions. Keep them short so I can retweet and respond. Please no questions about my big dick.”
And so went a pretty long Q&A with the fans. Nice.
Okay, let’s rate Jim’s tweets. Certainly very responsive to fans. Good mix of plugs and other stuff. I give Jim an 8 for Style, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 9. Yay! Follow Jim.
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