Hey bros! (Or should I say brojs?)
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Mayor of Sim City and 1/3 of the Workaholics crew, Adam Devine. Let’s see if his tweets are just as hilarious as his show.
February 15th: “What is there to do in downtown Phoenix? @charlesbarkley @danmajerle”
Sweat and hydrate.
February 16th: “Wait, so what did the PTI dude say about workaholics?”
I don’t know, but do you really care what the Pittsburgh Technology Institute says?
February 16th: “Things got good strange @standuplive last night. Thanks to the fans and the staff for being so awesome and giving me free booze and weedz!!”
Damn, being famous is like one continuous bachelor party.
February 18th: “How are you guys sleeping when ‘COOL AS ICE’ is on!!!!!”
Really? What kind of houses did he renovate on that show?
February 18th: “Holy shit! Larry Bird is outside the Starbucks, napping like he’s NOT Larry F’n Bird!! pic.twitter.com/xis1VODb”
He could be right. Larry Bird’s been out of the limelight for quite a while. That guy is either Larry Bird or a NASCAR fan that lost his baseball hat.
February 18th: “OMG! AND Pau Gasol is eating sliced apples right next to me!!! @NBA pic.twitter.com/mWkScNUo”
My God, he shrank and started dating Whitney Cummings. Poor bastard.
February 21st: “Tonight on workaholics, we invent probably the smartest most patriotic product ever.”
I think that is my current favorite episode of the season. You and Ders running back into the house every five minutes was classic.
February 21st: “The #workaholics ending this week is one of my faves. Noooice… Nooooice. Big shout out to Dennis Devine.”
Is that your real bro? I’m guessing yes.
February 21st: “West coast mount up. #ripnatedog #workaholics”
The two year anniversary is coming up. Sad.
February 24th: “Happy birthday to the true homie for real @Goonssquad !!”
Nice shout out to the show crew.
February 26th: “Just got the keys to city hall. Help me make some bad decisions. Go vote at http://LetsAllBeMayor.com”
Not too many commercials are awesome, but that was one of them.
February 27th: “Seriously dudes… How often do u piss yourself because you stuff your junk back in your pants to soon at the urinal?”
Usually it’s trying to get it out of my pant leg past the bend in my knee that’s the problem.
February 27th: “You get to meet my piece of shit fictional grandpa tonight on #workaholics. I hate that man.”
And the Hot Lips cameo? Priceless.
February 28th: “This is what it’s like when worlds collide!!! @JordanPeele #powerman5000 #workaholics http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlsV500W4BHU …”
Metal.
March 1st: “I was born and raised in Sim City.”
If you were, your res would be in 16-bit.
March 1st: “My buddy @therealTSS made this really cool short film. http://ulteriorproductions.com/films/valibation …”
Sweet camera moves. Like it.
March 3rd: “If u see @UncleBlazer tonight try to murder him with booze. Happy birthday broj.”
It’s good to be a Workaholic.
Okay let’s rate Adam’s tweets. Pretty damn awesome, plus I’m jealous of his life. What a time he’s having. I give him an 8 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and definitely a 10 for Insanity. That’s a 8.6, but I’m going to round up to 9 because Workaholics is a sweet show.
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