Apr08
Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club
on April 8, 2013 at 12:34 am
Yeah, I went through my strip club phase. I sort of miss them. But mostly, I miss all the money I spent. And the boobies. But here’s Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club.
1. A G-string that will hold change.
2. A DJ that plays songs longer than three minutes.
3. Female patrons that aren’t overcompensating by trying to be “one of the guys”.
4. A decently cooked meal for under $25.
5. A television with Sports Center on.
6. An STD self-diagnosis station.
7. A special VIP section for “Stripper Dads”.
8. A lending library for customers who get bored.
9. A zero drink minimum.
10. A day care center.
