God Hates Baldies

The Queen is Broke

Doctors to Fax Kidneys

White House Continues to Bullshit Veterans

 Company Realizes It May Be Kinda Shitty

Dwarf Tellers in High Demand

Insensitive Store Apologies to Fatties

VP Waiting for Tax Rebate to be Safe

Colorado to be Beach Front Property Soon

Jesus Fucking Christ!