Bigfoot Shaves and Goes on Vacation
Government to Pretend Privacy Matters on Cellphones
Worst Orange Julius Visit Ever
Bigfoot Shaves and Goes on Vacation
Government to Pretend Privacy Matters on Cellphones
Worst Orange Julius Visit Ever
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media goes to die. Today’s contestant is comedian, Adam Carolla. He’s funny on his various shows, let’s see if he’s funny on the Twitter.

June 18th: “Need a mortgage anywhere in the nation? Contact Tony Gatliff at Bridgeview Bank. He just did mine & is fantastic http://www.tonygatliff.com !”
That is either for real or the biggest Twitter hack in a while.
June 19th: “get it on”
June 19th: “HERO RT @seezmics Just bought stuff on Amazon after clicking the gold box link on @adamcarolla‘s site. Mahalo.”
I don’t know how Amazon does it. So much cheap shit for even cheaper prices and I don’t have to drag my ass to a store.
June 20th: “so sad RT @iampaulyd123 @adamcarolla my office just ordered pizzas. A margarita, a Hawaiian, 2 Fucking Veggie and 1 plain”
God damn, where’s the meat?
June 23rd: “RT @dogbeach420 “Asians are like Jews with balance” @adamcarolla”
I just don’t see it. Although if Jews were like Asians, they’d probably cook their own Chinese food at Christmas.
21 hours ago: ““@yeabobsaidit: @AdamCarolla going to the #RoadieParty on Sunday? Anyone want 2 uber/split cab 2 #AceCarpool? Staying at the venue hotel?””
I’m sure he has better quotes than that.
19 hours ago: “get it on”
This must be when his show starts.
3 hours ago: “Adam & @DrDrew are still taking your calls on any topic. Call in right now with your questions for Adam & Drew! 877-564-2326 right now!”
Wow, how long they been doin’ that show? Coming up on, what, 20 years?
Okay, let’s rate Adam’s tweets. He’s on here a lot, so a 9 for Mustness. I give him a 7 for Style and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8.3. Follow Adam. And don’t forget to check out his comedy podcast.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
Life Skills for Fanboys: Fanboy Reporters
written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014
To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics. Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help. Previous columns are indexed at the end.
The Multitude
Not a day goes by when I don’t see another podcast or website dedicated to something comic-related or pop-culture related, emerge on the Internet. I’m sure, if you have looked, you’ve seen it too. The ‘Net is choked with comic book sites and fanboys discussing their favorite comics. As a creator, this might be cause for celebration, you’d think. With so many outlets to promote, surely it must be easy to tell everyone about your comics.
Actually, not really.
The Problem
Besides the sheer number of fanboys reporting on “the comics scene” or “pop culture scene” or whatever you want to call it, the bar for doing actual reporting has dropped so low, you can’t possibly imagine how amateur most of these websites and podcasts can be. I went on one podcast that was so poorly organized and thought out, the host practically handed me the reigns of the show for a full 40 minutes. I mean his first question was, “Well, what would you like to talk about?” I understand when fanboys don’t have great questions or don’t have many questions or even ask the same tired questions everyone else did, but clearly he had no questions. Why even invite me?
In Fandom, No One Can Hear You Podcast
Although many of these podcasts and websites are run by nice, well-meaning fans, the truth of it is, no one is listening. (Probably because fans are too busy with their own comics, websites and podcasts!) I’ve been mentioned and linked to some of the biggest comic websites out there. I’ve been a guest on dozens of podcasts. I check my hits the next day and…
I think the most hits I got was around 25. A lot of times I got no hits from the link at all! Now, one can surmise, that I may have gotten hits from fans searching my name or webcomics or comics via a search engine. But still, I track my spikes. I know when something hits. I get more hits updating this endless promotion link at the Webcomiclist.com (great site btw) than I have ever gotten from a website interview or podcast.
All the Same News That’s Fit to Print
Part of the problem is, most websites and podcasts cover the same thing: DC and Marvel, with the occasional Dark Horse, Image or other major “indie” publisher added for good measure. And even when the coverage is about a new publisher, say like Thrillbent, look at the lead at Newsarama: Batman Writer Makes Nightmares Real at Thrillbent. It’s not the new comic that’s the lead, it’s the fact that a Batman writer is doing something else.
Look, I understand that “comic celebrities” draw in readers, but what kind of readers? Well, it’s all about DC, Marvel, etc. So if those fans are only looking for DC and Marvel and you have to have a DC or Marvel connection to be news, that’s a cycle that feeds into itself. It won’t bring in new fans and when fans graduate to other comics, they’ve got almost no place to go on the web.
If you don’t read superheroes, there aren’t a lot of websites to visit.
What is News? What is Journalism?
News is supposed to uncover stories and that process is journalism. That means research and looking for the story, not waiting for the latest press release to hit your inbox. When I review comic books for Knights of the Dinner Table Magazine, I went out and bought them. That was my research. (Okay, it wasn’t much, but hey, I was writing a review column, not news.) The process of journalism is also interviewing a subject and finding something interesting about them. It’s like making a documentary, where you sometimes discover a different story other than the one you were expecting.
If there’s a lot of that going on in the world of comics and pop culture, it would be news to me. Most of my interviews start with the interviewer asking me something like, “Hey, could you tell the folks who you are?” I’ve got bios online and at my own website which I CONSTANTLY promote, so it’s pretty lazy when I get this question. That means the “reporter” couldn’t even be bothered to do ONE Google search to find me. And my name is all over Google. Hell, I’ve got every mention of The Webcomic Factory with me and Christian right on the site.
But that would take someone to take time and do research and actually listen or read one of my interviews so they could ask new questions. This might actually help all the websites and podcasts being made, but not even the people with a vested interest in reading my interviews or listening to the podcasts are seeing or hearing them!
What Needs to Happen
Look, I love the fact that anyone can build a website. But someone, somewhere has to set a bar. If you’ve built a site and all you’re doing is recycling Marvel and DC press releases, give it up. And if you and your friends run out of interesting things to say during your podcast around podcast #5, pack it in. It just wasn’t meant to be.
What probably needs to happen is that someone needs to create a great comics and/or pop culture website. I don’t mean good, I mean great. One so good, it attracts readers outside the medium because it’s just that interesting to read. Or a podcast so entertaining, it rivals the one Richy Gervais does. That would set the bar somewhere for others to aspire.
And then maybe someone, somewhere might actually do some research before asking a question.
Until next time, fanboys.
(And P.S. I’ll still be on your website or podcasts. Maybe yours is the one I’m envisioning to lead!)
Previous Columns
Obesity at Cons
The Art of Conversation
Grooming
The Line Between Fans and Pros
Geek Elitism
Convention Panels
Convention Volunteers
Food Gifts
Women and Cons
Get Your Room Party Together
Stop Bringing Your Kids to Cons
The Face of Geek Needs Work
Fixing the Face of Geek
Franchise Worship
Presenting Your Project
The New Image?
Stop Trying to Make Geek Cool
Rethinking the Comic Book Con
Zombie Stories Should Still Be About People
Geek Stereotypes and the Big Bang Theory
Con Locations
Traveling to Cons on the Cheap
Con Economics
Comics, Sexism and Trolling
Searching for the Words
How to Fix Comics? Stop Reading Them
Shopping at the Con
The Hollywood Double Edged Sword
Beware the Geek Scams
Success Kills
In Response to Chuck Dixon, Paul Rivoche and Janelle Asselin
If your birthday is this week: Good news this week! The druids decide your not a worthy sacrifice! Happy birthday!
Aries: You will tip 22% when you meant to tip 18%.
Taurus: Your GPS will keep leading you to the same Taco Bell until you order a Gordita.
Gemini: The stars say, stop printing your own money. It’s illegal and they’re going to figure out your face is on the bills.
Lemini: Your idea for a new transportation system hits a snag when you realize that you’re a lazy fuck that never follows through on anything.
Cancer: You will have a sensual car stop by a police officer wearing tear-away pants.
Leo: You will massage an emu and then get thrown out of the zoo. The emu will promise to call, but won’t.
Virgo: You will be the person that discovers that Mountain Dew is 80% Water Buffalo sweat.
Libra: You will realize that you’ve pissed off the waitress after discovering a band aid at the bottom of your salad.
Scorpio: You will accidentally spread body butter all over your toast again.
Sagittarius: The guy at the inspection station will say that your car is cool, but you could use to lose a few pounds.
Capricorn: You’ll meet the last guy in your neighborhood with a newspaper subscription.
Aquarius: You’ll giggle inappropriately at the word “wiener”. Unfortunately, it will be in the middle of your trial.
Pisces: You’ll spend most of the day crying since Game of Thrones isn’t on.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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