Posts Tagged Gollum

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Dec05

Ten Things You’ll Never See Compared to The Turkish President

by tonyd on December 5, 2015 at 12:01 am

So the Turkish president may jail some dude because he compared him to Gollum from Lord of the Rings.  Here now are ten things you’ll never see him compared to.  Marty Feldman Don Knotts Dr. Smith a tarsier Steve Buscemi […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun27

Rewritten Headlines: Gollum to Nigerian Mall

by tonyd on June 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

Bigfoot Shaves and Goes on Vacation Government to Pretend Privacy Matters on Cellphones Congress Begins Nasty Divorce “Organic” Still Bullshit Airports to Offer Porn Old Man Poop Science-Worthy Undead Working Hard The 70’s Alive Under the Sea BBC Employee Needs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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