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May01

Free Comic Book Day– Manhattan Beach style!

by tonyd on May 1, 2009 at 11:49 pm

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Aw, yeah!

Saturday, May 2nd, I’ll be at The Comic Bug in Manhattan Beach, CA from 12pm – 5pm, celebrating Free Comic Book Day with some of my pals, including Rafael Navarro, Robbi Rodriguez, Josh Dysart, and Joshua Fialkov to name a few!

I’ll be on hand to do sketches, sign books and share in the festivities as the ‘Bug brings free comics to the masses!

For more info, check out The Comic Bug’s website!  http://www.thecomicbug.com

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Apr30

Who Should Eat a Dick

by tonyd on April 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm

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Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

—  Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, the man who peed on a fellow passenger on a flight to Hawaii, should eat a piss-dipped dick with pineapple.

— OMG WTF– The Texas bus driver who crashed his bus because he was texting should have a big ol’ Texas-style, BBQ-ed dick crashed right into his mouth. LOL.

— The doctor who used veterinary equipment to perform breast and buttock implant surgeries out of his home should have to eat a dirty dog’s dick. The people who allowed a guy to perform breast implant surgeries in his kitchen in the company of his three dogs, cat and parrot should all eat a little dick, too. I mean, duh.

— Speaking of cosmetic surgery, Rev. William Blasingame, the NY pastor accused of stealing over $84,000 from his parish to pay for Botox injections and prescription drugs, needs a hot beef injection to the face.

— The two Spaniards who were arrested when they accidentally sent 21 ounces of hashish to the wrong address, they should each eat a… Well, they’re going to prison, so they’re bound to be eating a fair share of dick anyway…

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.

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Apr29

Twitter in Focus: Kira Von Sutra

by tonyd on April 29, 2009 at 12:18 am

Bros, welcome to another edition of Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  I gotta say, bros, I love the ladies with the tattoos and the punk hair!  This week’s contestant, burlesque star, Kira Von Sutra, the Green Queen.  Grrrowl!

April 25th, 11:26pm: “Deke Dickerson playin the Mercury lounge Tulsa.”

Nice.  Not much of a country music fan myself, but Deke’s stuff is pretty cool.

April 26th, 2:10pm: “Holy fuck I got smashed last night.”

Tattoos + green hair + good taste in music + hot bod + likes to drink = party time.

April 26th, 2:40pm: “Woke up in nothing but my gloves. Haha. Fucking tequila!”

Wow and she has sex with liquor.  She’s wild!  But seriously, what were you doing with your hands that you weren’t doing with the rest of your body that you needed gloves?  Never mind, let me imagine.

April 26th, 6:34pm: “In my car rockin Amon Amarth waitin on my gay rockstar friends..”

A Viking metal band?  Don’t tease me, Kira.  Are you really this interesting or are you filtering your tweets?  Hmmm.

April 26th, 6:59pm: “I hate seeing children with mullets. Its the parents doing. Poor things.”

Kira, hockey fans have kids, that’s a fact.  They have as much of a right to be outside as you.

April 27th, 1:40am: “It is pouring outside. It is lovely. I need to run across the st and get my sheets from my sisters..but shit. Perhaps I’ll bring a trashbag.”

What?  No pics?!  You need pics, Kira.  Wet, running pics.  And, oh yeah, a trashbag would be a good idea for the sheets.

April 27th, 2:31am: “New ladylucie photos up!”

Ah, so that’s where you get all those crazy Victorian era clothes that take several hours to unclasp.  Remember bros, women that like corsets have a high tolerance for pain.  Nice pic, by the way.

April 27th, 12:21pm: “At the Dr with my sis. She’s starting to feel bad again.”

Bummer.  That’s probably from sleeping in those wet sheets.

22 hours ago:  “Eatin dindin with @edibledarling.”

And you got cute friends.  There’s just no down side to you, Kira.

21 hours ago:  “I names my new black nano ipod TheBatCave. :)”

Look out, Kira, I think your cat got a hold of your Twitter.

about 19 hours ago: “Mars Attacks is on. Righteous.”

Ah, ha!  A chink in the armor!  Mars Attacks isn’t that good of a movie!  Well, it is fun to watch.  Jack Nicholson is pretty funny and plays two parts.  I mean, it doesn’ t make any sense, but what could you expect from a movie based on a trading card set?  Okay, I’ll give you that one.  Dammit.

18 hours ago: “Time to wash my mermaid hair.”

Yeah, because mermaids really need to do that.

6 hours ago: “Jesus. Not enough time in the day for anything.”

Jesus uses Twitter?  Man, everyone’s on this thing.

6 hours ago: “I just talked to Westmore Makeup Academy! I am doin a tour on the 6th. I CAN’T WAIT!”

You are very girly, Kira.  And that’s a good thing.

4 hours ago: “My hair rules! Green Queen Supreme!!”

Well, you had to know that a stripper was pretty into herself.  At least she went two pages of Twitter without talking about herself.  I don’t think she’s abnormally self-absorbed, for a model anyways.

3 hours: “I fucking hate bank of america. Cunts.”

I think all banks are pretty much cunts.  I mean, unless the bank gives you extra money for no reason.  That was Bank of the Giveaway, but they went out a business in a week.

3 hours: “Layin in bed, shuttin off the world w/ my BatCave.”

Good night, Kira.  May your hair always stay green and your tattoos be exposed for all to see.

Okay, for Kira Von Sutra I give a 5 for Insanity (You have to be a little nuts to strip, but it’s only burlesque, probably the smart choice. Requires more talent.) Gotta give her a 9 for Style (she is very stylish) and finally a 7 for Mustness (could use some more pictures, but she is pretty dreamy). That gives Kira an overall total of 7. Thanks for playing cutie! And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us!

└ Tags: Kira Von Sutra, Twitter in Focus
Apr26

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Soloist

by tonyd on April 26, 2009 at 12:13 am

Based on the true story and book by writer Steven Lopez, the Soloist is about his encounter and eventual friendship with a mentally ill homeless man with a great musical talent.  Is this Oscar bait worth seeing?  It’s okay.  Robert Downey Jr., who plays Lopez, does precious little flying around in armor or shooting people, but he acts the Hell out of this movie.  Jamie Fox, as Nathaniel, isn’t half bad as the Celloist that hears voices, lives on the street and worships Beethoven.

Spoiler warning:  The story is uplifting as Steve rediscovers the joy of writing even as his newspaper is dying and Nathaniel manages to make a friend, even if he has a hard time with reality.  The movie has a real sense of grittiness and makes you feel like shit about the homeless situation.  Kinda one those, what I like to call, “feel bad movies” even though it’s sorta meant to be inspirational.  The great thing about it is that (Big Spoiler) life goes on and there are no clear cut answers.  Nathaniel doesn’t find a magic cure and Steve is no miracle worker.

I was only sorta in the mood for a movie like this.  Not really my cup of tea.  I’m more psyched for a little bit o’ the ol’ ultra violence coming out this summer.  Still, The Soloist moves well.  So if you want to impress your date, show her you’re cultured and not be totally bored, you could do a whole lot worse than the Soloist.  I give it 7 keggers out of 10.

└ Tags: Frat Boy at the Movies, The Soloist
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