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May13

Twitter in Focus: Steve Agee

by tonyd on May 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Steve Agee.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@steveagee

May 6th:  “I’m a chill dude #Portland #Bikes #Duh https://instagram.com/p/2XYjFqqu_J/”

You would be in New Jersey.

May 7th:  “TONIGHT PORTLAND – @_Brendonsmall Myself and the band shall rock you w/ @jonahray @Braunger & @AndyKindler 11pm Doug Fir Lounge”

That sounds like a fun show.  Very metal.

May 9th:  “Portland, thanks for having me @_Brendonsmall @petegriffinbass Joe and Walter for 2 great shows at the Doug Fir! pic.twitter.com/QLhZBt5RAJ”

I expected it sounded like this.

May 9th:  “lancebangs and @barvonblaq #Portland #bridgetown #DougFir https://instagram.com/p/2eMnSqqu7O/”

Comedians I assume.

May 9th:  “My first @bigasssandwich (cc: @thebrianposehn ) #Portland #Bridgetown https://twitter.com/steveagee/status/597126000254668801/photo/1”

Nice.  Now show us the sandwich!

May 9th:  “2hr nap! Off to @danagould‘s podcast at 5. @lancebangs‘s show at 9. #Portland #Bridgetown #DougFir”

So many comedian podcasts.

May 10th:  “Happy Mother’s Day Beverly Agee!!! You’re the bomb! https://instagram.com/p/2gkbMSKuxS/”

Aww, that’s nice.

May 10th:  “Oregon I love you! pic.twitter.com/KduczEfBeb”

So green.  It’s like a terrarium.

May 10th:  “Congratulations to @porksmith for his best actor in a comedy series BAFTA! What a twat”

That dude totally deserves it.  I’ve seen Snuffbox.

May 11th:  “I left Portland at 9 am. I’m just gonna put ‘er on cruise control and close my eyes for a few seco— pic.twitter.com/SCVqZbpG2j”

You should be in the ocean in no time.

8 hours ago:  “Happy birthday, hall-dwelling kid and my future life-partner, @BrucioMcCulloch”

Where are those wacky Canadians?  And how is it they haven’t guest starred in Trailer Park Boys?

7 hours ago:  “trailer for 1 of 2 new horror movies you can see me in #AmigoUndead w/ Randall Park @joshfadem @EdGalvez http://tinyurl.com/lrgway3”

Looks fun.  I’d see it.

6 hours ago:  “Also check out #DarkWasTheNight (@DWTNmovie) w/ the awesome @Kevin_Durand @MissKajlich @SabinaGadecki & a bit of me. http://tinyurl.com/o8tmfdv”

You look like the first guy that gets killed.

3 hours ago:  “I just ate a veggie burger. Did that help with the drought?”

Actually, wouldn’t that be the opposite?  Because the plants drink water?

Okay, let’s rate Steve’s tweets.  Interesting stuff.  Lots of behind the scenes, a few plugs and a few comedy bits.  And I’m liking the movies he’s in.  I give his twitter an 8 for Style, an 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.6.  Follow Steve.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: comedian, comedy, funny, humor, Kids in the Hall, Metalocalypse, Steve Agee, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus, veggie burger
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May11

Frat Boy At the Movies: Avengers: Age of Ultron

by tonyd on May 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

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Avengers: Age of Ultron is a solid movie from beginning to end and fans of the movie heroes probably won’t be too disappointed at the sequel.  And although sequels tend to have a natural slow down effect on the story and the characters, in the Marvel Universe, it’s particularly pronounced.

What the movie suffers from (and this is nitpicking) is the same thing that the comic books suffered from; too much of everything.  The constant introduction of new characters (Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, various Hydra goons and a few others, plus everyone from the last few movies) starts to overwhelm the screen a bit.  Yes, Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark is still definitely in charge and Chris Evans as Captain America is the incredible stoic team leader, but the rest of the team starts to fade back a bit.

There is some nice character development and some fun lines and moments, but there are literally so many characters the movie just can’t possibly juggle them all that effectively.  Parts of the movie lose momentum, while others feel rushed, especially Ultron and Ultron’s progeny.    Like the comic books, it gets hard to make the story matter if the previous story saved the entire planet from an alien army.  Ultron rockets to a threat so quickly on the one hand, one wonders why he just doesn’t kill everyone with an easier plan.  At the same time, the Avengers stop for character development that feels long enough, one wonders if he’s actually that big of a threat.

Additionally, the last shot of the new team of Avengers feels exactly like the comic when I read it in the 80’s.  The first string characters leave and a bunch of new untested guys move in.  Comic book-wise, there’s a weird continuity problem with Quicksilver.  The character was introduced one way in X-men: Days of Future’s Past and then in another way here that doesn’t really jibe.

There’s plenty of action, but because of the locations it doesn’t feel that the stakes are as high.  Had it taken place in Manhattan again, that would’ve been perfect, except the ending would’ve needed tweaking.  The movie is ultimately just set up for the final installment of the trilogy, which feels like the big fight.  There’s only one after the credits bit this time.

I give it an 8 out of 10 keggers.  Fun stuff, but like the comics, it’s a lot off set up for other stories to come.

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└ Tags: Avengers, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Cap, Captain America, Chris Evans, cinema, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Iron Man, movie, Quick Silver, rating, review, Robert Downey Jr, Scarlet Witch, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Tony Stark, Ultron, Xmen: Days of Future's Past
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May10

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 10, 2015 at 1:12 am

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If your birthday is this week:  “Oh, sure,” your mother will say in her most passive aggressive voice.  “Let’s celebrate your birthday.  I only gave birth to you.”

Aries:  You mom thanks you for the gift, but wishes you had consulted her before having her tattooed.

Taurus:  The stars say, winning back mom in a poker game isn’t really enough of a gift for this week.

Gemini:  A woman comes to you claiming to be your long lost adopted mother.

Lemini:  Your mother will assure that her love will better serve you over a webcam than in person.

Cancer:  Your mother tells you the best gift you can give her is your love and just two hours alone with the pool boy.

Leo:  Return the tree and the tri-corner hat, you’ve got your holidays mixed up again.

Virgo:  Your kitties all come when you call and you’re kind of like their mom, so that’s something.

Libra:  Your mom drinks most of your whiskey and passes out on your floor, but hey, it’s her day.

Scorpio:  This year, turn down the porn before calling your mother.

Sagittarius:  You mother assures you in a text that she’s glad you’re one of her offspring.  Whichever one you are.

Capricorn:  Taking your mom to Yemen on Mother’s Day is a huge mistake, but at least you’ll have an interesting story if you survive.

Aquarius:  Mom sends you another cryptic warning written on a dagger, time to change identities again.

Pisces:  You mom asks a ton of questions during the Avengers movie and the comic book convention you take her to.

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May09

Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Cheeseburger

by tonyd on May 9, 2015 at 2:15 am

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Ingredients:  Hamburger patties, cheese, bun

Step 1:  Get really high.

Step 2:  Get really hungry.

Step 3:  Try to order cheeseburger over phone, get shut down by the operator working for “the man”.

Step 4:  Vow to start burger revolution, beginning with your cheeseburger, not like the hamburger from last time.

Step 5:  Go into fridge, find hamburger patties and cheese for this weekend’s barbecue.  Place everything on counter.

Step 6:  Find rolls, pull one out and accidentally drop the rest of the bag on the floor.  Scoop rolls back up and assume “no one will know” despite the fact the floor is filthy.

Step 7:  Turn on stove.

Step 8:  Look for pan, find nug of really good dank in between two old frying pans.

Step 9:  Return to bong to smoke dank.

Step 10:  Realize “dank” is actually a piece of old bacon.

Step 11:  Find actual weed, get high again.

Step 12:  Walk into kitchen to get water, remember stove and burger revolution.

Step 13:  Make giant burger out of one pound of ground meat, place on hot pan.

Step 14:  Realize giant burger will not fit on bun, begin scooping out meat with spatula.

Step 15:  Drop meat on floor, put back in package in fridge and assume “no one will know” despite the fact the floor is filthy.

Step 16:  Eat a piece of cheese and place several pieces on burger remnants.

Step 17:  Flip over unstable, crumbling burger, burn cheese.

Step 18:  Cover with more cheese.

Step 19:  Eat some cheese.

Step 20:  Realize all you really wanted was some cheese.

Step 21:  Eat some more cheese.

Step 22:  Realize pan is very hot, place in freezer to cool and assume “no one will know” despite the fact the freezer is filthy.

Step 23:  Eat bun and cheese, one in each hand, never realizing you could just make a cheese sandwich.

Step 24:  Go to bed with the rest of the cheese.

Step 25:  Get up for barbecue next day.

Step 26:  Get hamburger from bros, bite into it and realize it tastes like floor.

└ Tags: bun, cheese, cheeseburger, college, comedy, dank, funny, getting high, hamburger, humor, Ira, Ira's Drunken Recipes, nug, recipe, stoned, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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