Twitter in Focus: Mike Epps
on June 17, 2015 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Mike Epps. He’s in like nine TV shows, let’s see what he has time to tweet.
June 9th: “#Facts pic.twitter.com/rHqV0UcpHL”
It’s true.
June 10th: “#BlackBrownComedyGetDown is the show to see! Legends in the flesh! Coming 2 a city near you! ”
Nice. That’s a lot of comedy for one ticket.
June 10th: “#McAllen #TEXAS See you this Sunday June 14th at the #McAllenConventionCenter #RealDealTour http://www.ticketmaster.com/mike-epps-mcallen-texas-06-14-2015/event/3A004E96E8AC5871?artistid=828721&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51&tm_link=search_msg-0_3A004E96E8AC5871 …”
Texas in the summer? The air conditioners must be incredibly powerful.
June 11th: “I wanna play in the game on the real level, not the typical famous level, but the 1 outta a mil level. Unnastand me! pic.twitter.com/Rw7OPjL8lt”
Ummm, so you wanna be rich too? Yeah, I think I get that.
June 12th: “I stay in the hood where it’s most good w Harry Hippie my uncle. pic.twitter.com/18kz6KGab8”
He was a hippie? Did he use to have that giant 60’s fro?
June 13th: “Ladies, If you let your head down today, let it be just to admire your shoes. pic.twitter.com/7WVa2t7r3z”
Your tweets invite more questions than answers.
June 14th: “That bet not be no thots from Chuckie Cheese! pic.twitter.com/KQJES35K2s”
Is it me or are these tweets making less and less sense?
June 14th: “#McCallen #TEXAS Cody James is the name. Steson is the game. Ranchin, cow shit and money bitches! SHOW TONIGHT!!! ”
In Texas, the hat is mandatory.
June 15th: “If M-Chuck was sprawled out like that on your couch, you’d be cracking up too. #SurvivorsRemorse ”
No idea what that show is, but I’ll have to check it out.
June 15th: “When U bout 2 hit the stage in TX in front of Latinos. They weren’t watchin the game! They were waitin 2 c Day Day! ”
Um, no idea.
11 hours ago: “Damn, this is messed up—> FATHER OF FOUR GETS RIPPED OFF USING CRAIGSLIST. http://goo.gl/Zhfifr ”
That’s a shame. Cars are probably too expensive to buy from Craigslist.
9 hours ago: “Me & my wolf need sleep. We been chasing sheep all night. ”
If you actually have a wolf, that’s the most badass pet ever.
Okay, let’s rate Mike’s tweets. Crazy, a bit incoherent, but fun. I give Mike a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity. That’s a solid 9. Follow Mike.
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