Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dickon June 20, 2015 at 12:01 am
Your pledgemaster may not know the difference between summer break and cutting class during the year (as he is usually equally drunk during both times), but he is a professional pledgemaster. As such, he sits in judgment of all. Hear-ye, hear-ye! Here’s what is Fratty and Not Fratty:
You gotta love a website that sticks it to rich guys. Plus, you gotta respect that Julian Assange hasn’t been droned by the U.S. military.
Rachel Dolezal: Not Fratty
Look, when you get caught lying, there’s no sense continuing the lie. I would’ve had more respect for this woman if she just answered, “You got me! Sorry everyone.”
The FCC: Fratty?
The FCC has vowed to curb robocalls. If they actually do it, I say, fratty. Beats covering up boobs and swear words on TV.
Miley Cyrus: Fratty?
Miley may have the hottest sex tape in the works if the rumors are true. That would be some Fratty shit, bros!
Turns out, scientists found out that chocolate is good for the heart. I just play it safe and eat whatever I want. Scientists will figure out all foods are good for you eventually, right?
Game of Thrones, Season 5: Not So Fratty
The show is kinda sliding. Usually by now, half the cast from Season 4 would be dead and replaced.
The Chive: Fratty
For a website that’s basically a bunch of pictures, it’s not bad. Gives me something to live vicariously through during the summer. Plus it has a lot of classy near-porn.
Comcast: Never Fratty
It’s 3 am and I’m trying to stream porn like a normal person. But does my Comcast signal cooperate? No! And after I call the stupid automate phone machine, it tells me I have to wait until 6am for naked lesbians! God dammit!