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Jul13

Ten Reasons Why I Didn’t Go to Comic Con

by tonyd on July 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

1. No hotel is worth $400 without a blowjob included.

2. Every event on YouTube within hours of occurring.

3. Can ogle cosplay girls in the privacy of own home without getting chastised.

4. Instead of paying for overpriced convention center food, can eat equally delicious food from any dumpster for free.

5. Can’t take another awkward conversation with Lou Feriggno about why I don’t need his autograph.

6. Don’t have to travel to San Diego to buy comic shit.

7. More interested in attending a con with more comic books than TV stars.

8. Sick of local news reporters that do nothing but interview cosplayers.

9. Do not want to explain to fans why I hate The Walking Dead and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. TV shows.

10. Would rather spend weekend stuffing face and updating webcomics.

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Jul12

Your Fratoscope: July 12, 2015

by tonyd on July 12, 2015 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week: You friends tell you that your presents are on their way, assuming they don’t get outbid on ebay.

Aries: You find out that your obsession with Chinese fortune cookies doesn’t technically count as a gambling addiction.

Taurus: Your cat learns how to use your remote and, for some reason, he loves House Hunters.

Gemini: The stars say, for the last time, Jon Snow is dead. Get over it.

Lemini: This week, expect a lot of travel as you will be kidnapped.

Cancer: Your roommate decides to force you to play “Guess where I hid your car keys” after he leaves for a three-day vacation.

Leo: You’ll discover that your pet tarantula is a racist.

Virgo: The NSA requests that you stop making so many calls and emails, since you are too boring for anyone to want to monitor.

Libra: You’ll know you hit rock bottom when the roaches in your apartment spell out the words “Clean up this place”.

Scorpio: You’ll make sweet love to an amusement park ride.

Sagittarius: The stars say, you’ll never be alone as long as that parasite stays in your colon.

Capricorn: Donald Trump will turn down your invitation to Cinco De Mayo 2016.

Aquarius: You will be struck by an errant Bocce ball.

Pisces: You’ll be given sandwiches, hundreds of sandwiches.

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Jul11

Webcomic Review: BREAKING CAT NEWS

by tonyd on July 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

Webcomic: BREAKING CAT NEWS

Creator: Georgia Dunn

Format: Color, hand drawn, 6+ panels

Updates: Tuesdays and Thursdays

Genre: Comedy, news parody, cuteness

Themes: Cats, slice of life

Characters: Lupin, Puck, Elvis, Tommy, Figaro, Tabitha and some people

Archive: Begins March 12, 2014

BREAKING CAT NEWS is a webcomic about the creator’s three cats who do the news from her house. Except, you know, they’re cats. What I mean by that is, they’re not doing the news on the level of say, a human would. They only do stories that really appeal to cats in this particular house and from a very cat perspective. So the kind of news they cover is “What’s in a box?”, “There’s a spider on the ceiling”, “the man is opening a can of something” and “the woman is making the bed”. It’s pretty hilarious, especially if you own or owned a cat.

The cats don’t understand the humans, so they are often frustrated by their various news stories. Like “Cats everywhere have been locked out of the bedroom”. I read through the archive and I couldn’t stop. It’s impossibly cute as well, with cats in little suits, holding tiny microphones with a “CN” (Cat News) logo. I’m pretty sure I could read this comic every day and so should you.

When it comes to comedy, I have a very high bar, but I laughed through every one of these strips. Unless you’re a soulless automaton bent on world destruction, you’re going to love BREAKING CAT NEWS. Read it.

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