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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is rock god, Mick Jagger! Let’s see what he’s tweeting!
August 6th: “The calm before the tour..”
Hey! I got that hammock! Hammocks are the great levelers.
August 7th: “Great performance by England, winning the test series.”
Some kind of English sport. I’m guessing cricket or meat pie eating contest. Either or.
August 10th: “Just over four weeks to go! #StonesNoFilter ”
It’s amazing that these guys are still on tour. I haven’t seen them live since Steel Wheels. Great tour tho.
August 12th: “Follow on Instagram @mickjagger https://www.instagram.com/mickjagger ”
Who is that punk kid? Looks like he rocks.
August 15th: “The two MJ’s dance class!”
Finally, action figures. Need a groupie action figure.
August 22nd: “Get yer ya ya’s out!”
So classic!
August 28th: https://twitter.com/MickJagger/status/902279953252839424
Man, black and white TV. So crazily old clip.
August 29th: “In rehearsals for #StonesNoFilter”
People forget begin a rock god is hard work.
August 30th: “So sad to hear about David Tang. He was so generous and so much fun we will all miss him.”
That is such a shame he died before his party.
September 2nd: “1 week till we’re back out on the road! #StonesNoFilter #TheRollingStones”
I like the shirt. Mick always has good shirts.
September 5th: “Hamburg we’ll see you in 4 days! #StonesNoFilter #TheRollingStones”
Do the Stones do songs in German?
September 7th: “2 days to go! #StonesNoFilter”
I wonder how many shows it takes to get the kinks out. I’m guessing eight.
September 9th: “Checking out wardrobe for tonight’s show, you ready Hamburg? #StonesNoFilter”
Ooo, behind-the-scenes! My favorite!
September 10th: “Thank you Hamburg for an amazing first show! #StonesNoFilter”
That reminds me of something.
17 hours ago: “Great to be back in Munich! See you at the Olympic Stadium tonight #StonesNoFilter”
What a life he must lead.
Okay, let’s rate Mick’s tweets. I give him 10 across the board. Sorry, totally biased. Mick is the king. Follow him.
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Restaurant: La Fuente Mexican Grill
Address: 23206 Columbus Rd, Suite C, Columbus, NJ 08022
Food: Mexican
Price: Above Average
Portions: Average
Taste: Pretty Good
Service: Good
Atmosphere: Custom made
So after finally winning a game of Unfair, my brother and I had to go grab some dinner. This place was new and he wanted to try it, so since I won, why not?
Now, when I say “new” I mean that this place probably opened within the last couple of weeks. Brand new furniture, custom made for the restaurant greets you. It’s really nice. It had images of people from Mexico and Mexican things. Bright, colorful and on the tables and the seats. The staff was a little tentative, but they’re all new and very friendly.
The nachos were good and the salsa was appropriately mild. They were out of iced tea, but hey, they’re new. I got the Burrito and Taco combo. An interesting combo and one I would’ve loved to order in other places. The taco was decent, flour tortilla and steak. The burrito, I had my choice of meat and choose chicken. It was cheesy and injected with salsa verde, which I like. I was just about full, but at $17.99, I thought it was a little pricey. Maybe if I had gotten a salad or soup with it.
Overall, pretty decent place. I give it 7 out of 10 keggers. The decor is almost worth the trip.
If your birthday is this week: You will find out that your birthday cake isn’t hurricane proof.
Aries: Your comic book collection floats for a while, but eventually sinks along with everything else in your living room.
Taurus: You can’t believe it’s not butter, but it is.
Gemini: Your trampoline will blow away in the storm, but three more from other yards will take it’s place.
Lemini: The stars say, it’s too late to evacuate for the hurricane and hunkering down in the knife store probably isn’t the best idea either.
Cancer: You’ll invent a new video game based on taking a shit, but everyone will have trouble wiping with their controller.
Leo: You’ll get turned around during the hurricane and accidentally loot your own house.
Virgo: Your side business will be adversely hurt by the hurricane, because almost no one buys crack during a storm.
Libra: Your allergies won’t bother you during the hurricane because you’re not allergic to being trapped on the roof after a flood.
Scorpio: You’ll discover that sex in a hurricane literally blows.
Sagittarius: You’ll discover, spraying your tits with Flex Seal doesn’t make an instant poncho.
Capricorn: This week, your trip to Disneyworld will be self-serve.
Aquarius: Your commute to work gets four blocks shorter because your house floats that way.
Pisces: You don’t live in Florida, so you have a very dry week watching the news.
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