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Ten Things I’d Like to See in a Friends Reboot
on August 1, 2018 at 2:57 pm
They’re rebooting Friends. Oh, dear God! Here’s what I’d like to see.
- Joey is getting out of prison for serving time due to his spin off sitcom.
- Rachel spends the entire new series wearing increasingly more revealing bikinis.
- The coffee shop refuses to let them hang out there because all they do is talk.
- They actually have to pay the insane rent they should pay in New York.
- Phoebe is now a mute.
- Chandler and Monica are getting divorced because they realize how annoying they both are.
- Ross’s 16th wife divorces him and he finally admits he’s in love with Rachel.
- The entire cast fight zombies in a post apocalypse wasteland, but still complains about their relationships.
- The characters now all live in the same apartment with a wise cracking robot and a ghost monkey.
- The show is shot live and audience members can vote to see which cast member falls in love with who.
