Jun30
I’m at the Ocean City Comic Book Convention from 10-9 today! Stop by!
- Total strangers expect me to give them directions to the bathroom because I’m behind a table.
- People think I’m rich because I write for the Simpsons comics.
- Putting a sheet over your comic books for the night makes them invisible.
- Total strangers will expect me to know the value of their old comics.
- People think one dollar is a lot to spend on a comic book.
- Little kids love touching everything on my table, but never have any money.
- Total strangers will expect me to explain to them how a comic book convention works.
- Total strangers will launch into a story about how much they love Star Wars for no reason.
- Cosplayers never carry money in their costumes.
- People who bring babies to comic book conventions are worse than Satan.
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