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Apr08

Your Fratoscope: April 8, 2018

by tonyd on April 8, 2018 at 1:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  The birthday clown will beg you to lend him a little dignity, but it’s funnier when you drop the live crab down his pants. Aries:  Your attempt at aging your own steak meat ends […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr07

Ten Things That Shouldn’t Happen in a Fancy Restaurant

by tonyd on April 7, 2018 at 2:53 am

The waiter should walk up and loudly ask “What?!”  All the glasses and plates should be from the same dinette set. The words “deep fried” shouldn’t be on the menu. The Chef’s name cannot be “The Mook”. The wine list […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr06

Rewritten Headlines: Couch Potato to Super Religious

by tonyd on April 6, 2018 at 12:28 am

Professional Couch Potatoes Wanted Cheap Plastic Shit About To Get Real Expensive Paperboy Gets Amazing Story to Tell Zombies to Eat Our Trash A Sign of the Apocalypse Returns Hawaii-5-0 Theme Trying to Restart Again Sonic Kills Our Buzz Most […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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