Apr07
Ten Things That Shouldn’t Happen in a Fancy Restaurant
on April 7, 2018 at 2:53 am
- The waiter should walk up and loudly ask “What?!”
- All the glasses and plates should be from the same dinette set.
- The words “deep fried” shouldn’t be on the menu.
- The Chef’s name cannot be “The Mook”.
- The wine list shouldn’t list anything under $10.
- Nowhere in the restaurant should there be a skee ball game.
- No one should be folding pizza boxes in the same restaurant.
- A little league team should not be eating there.
- The hostess should not be wearing a bikini top or less.
- There cannot be a drive thru.
