1. The waiter should walk up and loudly ask “What?!”
  2.  All the glasses and plates should be from the same dinette set.
  3. The words “deep fried” shouldn’t be on the menu.
  4. The Chef’s name cannot be “The Mook”.
  5. The wine list shouldn’t list anything under $10.
  6.  Nowhere in the restaurant should there be a skee ball game.
  7.  No one should be folding pizza boxes in the same restaurant.
  8.  A little league team should not be eating there.
  9. The hostess should not be wearing a bikini top or less.
  10.  There cannot be a drive thru.