1. How the Drone Killed Santa 2. The Year No One Bought a Bunch of Useless Shit 3. Scrooge Meets the Cast of the Jersey Shore 4. Frosty the Racist 5. How the Little Drummer Boy Got Sued by Metallica […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dumbasses Find Out NASA’s Phone Number Evolution Made Us Fight That Movie Orphan, Never Gonna Happen Now Marine Really Had to Pee Slave Labor Still Profitable GOP a Bunch of Pussies Jersey Shore Never Going to Stop Somewhere a Pimp […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meaningless Election Judged on Meaningless Criteria Playing Baseball Too Much Pressure for Adult Man FBI Forgets Jurisdiction Economy Still Shitty Men Love Boobies Long National Nightmare Slowly Coming to Close Senator Offers to Spend More Tax Money to Fix Problem […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our pledgemaster, Indestructible Dick, may only sign up for morning classes to take naps in the lecture hall, but he knows what’s Fratty. Facebook Stock: Not So Fratty Mark Zuckerberg clearly sold his Facebook stock at the right time. Which […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…