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Jun25

Your Fratoscope: June 25, 2017

by tonyd on June 25, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be frozen to be thawed out on your next birthday so no one has to hear you bitch for a year. Aries:  You’ll win a corncob pipe in a Popeye contest because of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun24

Ten Things I Expect Ron Howard to do With Star Wars

by tonyd on June 24, 2017 at 12:51 am

 Give Han Solo a goofy deputy sidekick.  Make Han Solo say, “Heeeeeey” and give a thumbs up every time he does something cool.  Instead of a scroll, it will start with a voice over saying, “Now the story of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun23

Rewritten Headlines: Nugget Fan to Cool Undertaker

by tonyd on June 23, 2017 at 12:01 am

Nugget Fan Totally Serious Poor People to Get Screwed Again Scarface Really in Love The Spy Who Invoiced China for His Day Rate Netflix Show Gets New Ending and Episode Italians Got Priorities Delicious Bear Steaks Soon Available O.J. Simpson, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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