Jun24
Ten Things I Expect Ron Howard to do With Star Wars
on June 24, 2017 at 12:51 am
- Give Han Solo a goofy deputy sidekick.
- Make Han Solo say, “Heeeeeey” and give a thumbs up every time he does something cool.
- Instead of a scroll, it will start with a voice over saying, “Now the story of the Skywalker Family, who lost everything…”
- Tom Hanks fixes the Millennium Falcon with help from Houston Control.
- A magic dwarf saves Chewbacca from an evil queen.
- The hyper drive only works when Russel Crowe’s beautiful mind figures out the equation.
- Lando keeps telling everyone to “Sit on it”.
- Kurt Russel and a group of firemen save a group of Ewoks from a fire.
- All the good guys have freckles.
- Turns out, the DaVinci Code was written on a crater on Endor’s moon the whole time.
