Posts Tagged Miami

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Jan05

Rewritten Headlines: Smooth Criminal to Snow Dick

by tonyd on January 5, 2018 at 12:01 am

Smooth Criminal The Way Philly Measures Everything As Long As It’s Candy Airline Travel As Fast As You Imagine Santa Surprisingly Small and Furry Dude Harshing Our Buzz Miami Hates Ice Cream No More Jackin’ It at Disney Protecting Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug09

Rewritten Headlines: Drones to Facebook

by tonyd on August 9, 2013 at 12:01 am

U.S. Still Pretends Flying Death Bots Are Making U.S. Safe Virtual Objects Becoming Real Scientists Begin Work on Zombie Apocalypse Government Destroys Another Business Trying to Look Tough Gaming Innovations to Cut into Gamers’ Weed Budget Simon Cowell Apparently Paid […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun01

Rewritten Headlines: Justin Bieber to Zombie

by tonyd on June 1, 2012 at 12:01 am

Real: Justin Bieber Suffers Concussion in Paris Rewritten: Shitty Lyrics Momentarily Overwhelm Pop Icon’s Brain Real: Seattle Shooting “Hero” Threw Stools at Gunman: Police Rewritten: Misleading Headline Implies Poop Being Thrown Real: Madonna Disses Lady Gaga Rewritten: Old Woman Shakes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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