Posts Tagged Supreme Court

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Aug15

Ten Reasons Why You Should Vote for Donald Trump

by tonyd on August 15, 2015 at 1:09 am

1.  Every presidential address begins with opening act currently playing in A.C. 2.  VP will probably have an amazing rack. 3.  Tax incentives for all toupee wearers. 4.  West Wing completely redone in marble and gold leaf. 5.  Hearings on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan09

Rewritten Headlines: Thailand to Seattle

by tonyd on January 9, 2015 at 12:01 am

Thailand Impeaches Politicians After They Leave Office Sidewalk Vandalized in Front of Movie Theater Priest Meets Hot Chick Accused Rapist Makes Jokes President to Subsidize 13th Grade Disgraced Government Agency Asks for More Power Again Foreigners to Hear the Phrase “Wicked […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec28

Rewritten Headlines: Last Full Moon to Supreme Court

by tonyd on December 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

Werewolves Celebrate New Year’s Early Rich People Pretend Justice System Can Touch Them Woman With Large Breasts Somehow Newsworthy Fictional Events More Important That Sex to Some Jammies Comfy, Most Say Masturbater Retires Man Steals Bones That He Could’ve Dug […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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