Aug15
Ten Reasons Why You Should Vote for Donald Trump
on August 15, 2015 at 1:09 am
1. Every presidential address begins with opening act currently playing in A.C.
2. VP will probably have an amazing rack.
3. Tax incentives for all toupee wearers.
4. West Wing completely redone in marble and gold leaf.
5. Hearings on Supreme Court nominees turned into hit reality show.
6. Neon letters of Trump name over every government building.
7. U.S. already too bankrupt to be bankrupted much further.
8. Casino gambling in all Smithsonian museums.
9. Older men with younger girlfriends provided with government subsidies.
10. Shortened presidential term because he’s likely to destroy the country before the end of first term.
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