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Dec07

Rewritten Headlines: Stephen Baldwin to Decomposing Whale

by tonyd on December 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

Despite Crime, Baldwin Uncool Annoying Entire Country Very Expensive Local Store Sells Valuable Object for Next to Nothing No One Wants Your Shitty Old House President Fucks Around Despite Multiple Wars Senator Looks to Have Ego Stroked Elsewhere Hipsters No […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr27

Rewritten Headlines: Monkeypox to G-Spots

by tonyd on April 27, 2012 at 12:01 am

Welcome to the Rewritten News.  News!  Without tact!  Just the fact! Real: CDC:  Passenger on Delta Flight Did Not Have Monkeypox Rewritten: Delta Airlines Now Monkeypox-Free Real: Biden Trumpets Obama’s Foreign Policy Successes Rewritten: Government Worker Kisses Boss’s Ass Real: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec23

Rewritten Headlines: Pigeons to Mitt Romney

by tonyd on December 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

The news is so depressing these days. Let Tony D be your filter with Rewritten Headlines. It’s news that doesn’t take long to read! Real: Pigeons Are Brilliant At Math Rewritten: Disgusting, Flying Rat Good for Something Real: North Korea […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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