Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is sitcom star, comedian and former AFV host, Bob Saget. Can the man with the cleanest rep in show business and the dirtiest mouth in comedy tweet? Let’s find out!
October 11th: “Here’s a video of my lovely six hour flight featuring screaming babies with cowbells… http://twitvid.com/KULOM”
I think the amazing part of your video is that you are able to sell ads on it.
October 11th: “RT @JuddApatow @bobsaget Come on, that wasn’t that bad. That was barely crying. Loud talking maybe. No eyes a popping blood curdling wails.”
Wow, Bob hobnobs with the big boys. Guess that house in Entourage wasn’t just a prop.
October 11th: “Looking forward to my show this Friday at the the Wellmont Theatre, Montclair, NJ with my buddy @JamesSmithComic http://tinyurl.com/2dw5jnb”
Jeez, will I have to travel back to the 1850’s for that show? And obviously, he’s never been to NJ if he’s this excited about visiting.
October 15th: “@countingcrows http://plixi.com/p/50875982”
Nice. Guess you didn’t tell that Aristocrats joke.
October 16th: “CW Post tonight Tilles Center for the Performing Arts with @JamesSmithComic Where’s the after party?”
Aw, dammit. Wish I had seen this tweet. There are no groupies like Bob Saget groupies.
October 16th: “Had such a great time. Thanks man. Thanks CW Post! & @JamesSmithComic RT @BenFolds: Headed to see @bobsaget rock Tilles Center”
Look at this guy. Rock bands, comics, groupies, parties— He is livin’ the life. And it’s all thanks to people hitting themselves in the balls.
October 16th: “Man-love. RT @CraigyFerg: Arrived Warner Theater DC. Handwritten note left for me by @bobsaget. I read it. I feel dirty & used. Thanks Bob.”
You’re like the comedian’s comedian, Bob.
October 20th: “Please vote for this bastard… @JohnStamos http://tinyurl.com/2b9tqft”
No way! John’s life is way too good already.
October 21st: “Not too good picking out things on my own. My girlfriend left town and I got her this pet. Hope she likes it… http://plixi.com/p/51990711”
Don’t take that home unless you’re videotaping when you do it.
October 21st: “Took back that pet I bought at the 99¢ Store and exchanged it for this thing. Looks much friendlier… http://plixi.com/p/52002590”
Awwwwww.
October 21st: “Gotta return this pet too to Bed Bath & Beyond. Those 20% off coupons really mess with a man’s mind… http://twitpic.com/2zkhpx”
That’s not funny. You shouldn’t called Sarah Jessica Parker your pet.
October 22nd: “New premiere date for “Strange Days with Bob Saget” on A&E Tues., Nov. 30, 10pm, 9c. Growing beard in editing. http://plixi.com/p/52239421″
Okay, you guys need to smoke some more pot.
October 24th: “For the record, I had nothing to do with that. RT @jgarlin: My vagina hurts.”
That he acquired a vagina or that you hurt it?
October 24th: “This thing blows. http://plixi.com/p/52748448”
Okay, well. You can’t do “A-material” on the tweets. I understand.
October 27th: “Editing @realjeffreyross a lot- “Strange Days with Bob Saget” premiering Tues, Nov. 30, 10pm/9c on A&E. http://plixi.com/p/53232661″
Aw, that’s nice. Now Jeffrey doesn’t have to wait until the next roast to work.
October 28th: “Still editing @realjeffreyross and he’s topless. http://plixi.com/p/53331559”
I think I’d rather see Hillary Clinton topless.
October 30th: “Tired. Lots of upper body work today. http://plixi.com/p/53987595”
This is what happens if we keep dumping steroids into the oceans instead of our star athletes.
And now, some plugs!
November 2nd: “Excited about my show Thurs night, Nov. 4 at the Boulder Theatre in CO. http://tinyurl.com/2d4aoa6”
November 2nd: “Already wetting myself over my show Friday night, Nov. 5, at the Pantages Theatre in Minneapolis. http://tinyurl.com/38ttvgh”
November 2nd: “Running wildly through freeway traffic until my show Sat. Night, Nov. 6 at the Paramount Arts Center, Aurora, IL http://tinyurl.com”
Christ, Bob. There’s more plugs on your Twitter than on David Lee Roth’s head.
November 5th: “Loved Boulder Theatre last night! Got a contact high just from being onstage. Pantages Theatre in Minn. tonight. http://tinyurl.com/38ttvgh”
I hoped the editors were they. Those guys look really tense.
November 5th: “The ad for my new show, “Strange Days with Bob Saget” premiering Tuesday, Nov. 30, 10p/9c on A&E…. http://twitpic.com/345raz”‘
Looks good. I, for one, will watch it if there is no porn on the Internet that night.
November 6th: “Never will forget the great Pantages Theatre last night in Minn… Until Tonight at the Paramount in Aurora, IL! http://tinyurl.com/23oesew”
Couldn’t think of anything to ad, so here’s another picture of Stamos’s ex-wife.
November 8th: “What’s ‘her’ problem? http://plixi.com/p/55772155”
Chicks from the Classical Era are all stuck up.
Okay, let’s rate Bob’s tweets. He’s a little plug-heavy, but who am I to talk? I give him a 6 for Style. Insanity is pretty up there, so 8. And finally, Mustness is very good, because who doesn’t want to see Saget live? That’s a 10. Overall 8. Not bad. Definitely one to follow. Good luck on the new show, Bob!
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