Super Frat

Mar05

Character Bios: Pledge Norm

by tonyd on March 5, 2011 at 12:02 am

Name: Norman Williamson III, Pledge Norm, Norm

Rank: Pledge, Lambda Sigma Rho

Superpowers: None

The son of a wealthy weapons manufacturer, Norm’s social conscience and honesty drove him to go to Ryesmore on a scholarship. He is a recovering alcoholic, does not drink and the brothers respect him for that. Norm is the common sense of the frat and often tries to steer them away from the more extreme things they want to do with their superpowers. He often fails at this task. The brothers, to their credit, treat Norm as an equal, even when battling superpowered villains.

Norm attempted to destroy an indestructible turd Ira found in the frat house toilet with his fellow pledge, Jack. He also ended up in Ancient Egypt, where Brother MPH forced him and Jack to help build the pyramids as part of their frat initiation.

GPA: 1.2

Major: Sociology

First Appearance: The Unflushable Mr. Turd

Norm’s Fratster Profile

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Mar05

Character Bios: 22 Tony

by tonyd on March 5, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: Anthony DeLavio, 22 Tony, Multi-Tony, Tony the Crew, Tony Stripe, Horatio Rodrigez, Theodore Merriweather III, amongst others

Rank: Brother, Lambda Sigma Rho

Superpowers: Self Duplication, Being Italian

22 Tony usually has so many side businesses going on at one, he sometimes forgets that he’s a college student. In charge of acquiring fake I.D.’s, his one-man Mafia crew would be something to contend with if they weren’t always arguing over who was in charge.

Tony helped the pledges get fake I.D.’s, but his duplicates screwed it up. Although he seems all out for himself, when push comes to shove, Tony is extremely loyal to the frat. When they get into trouble, he’s handy to have around. Unfortunately, he is one of the reasons that the campus police keeps close tabs on Lambda Sigma Rho.

GPA: 2.0

Major: Business

First Appearance: Super Frat: Rush Week

22 Tony’s Fratster Profile

└ Tags: 22 Tony, Anthony DeLavio, bro, brother, frat, frat bro, Frat House, fraternity, Italian, Lambda Sigma Rho, Mafia, Self Duplication, superpowers, Tony Stripe, Tony the Crew

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Mar05

Character Bios: Sloppy Dave

by tonyd on March 5, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: David Matsuo, Brother Dave, Sloppy Dave

Rank: Brother, Lambda Sigma Rho

Superpowers: Shapechanging, PTSD

Dave joined the National Guard and left Ryesmore after the meteor hit the frat house. His intent was to come back to college after a tour, but got stop-lossed a bunch of times. The stress of combat began to unravel Dave, who wasn’t very stable to begin with and the use of his shape-changing ability became more and more warped.

Fortunately, the bros rescued Dave and MPH’s cousin Phil after they were pinned down by the Taliban in Afghanistan, but not before Dave got one of his legs blown off. This will most likely lead to Dave’s discharge from the guard and his return to campus.

GPA: n/a

Major: Design

First Appearance: Enter Sloppy Dave

└ Tags: Afghanistan, bro, brother, David Matsuo, frat, fraternity, injured, injury, Iraq, Lambda Sigma Rho, National Guard, PTSD, Sloppy Dave, vet, veteran

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Mar05

Character Bios: Brother Biff

by tonyd on March 5, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: Brother Biff, Biff Kapow

Rank: Brother, Lambda Sigma Rho

Superpowers: Regeneration, Adrenaline Junkie

Biff is a one-man Jackass episode. Able to withstand relentless punishment and always bounce back, his extreme lifestyle was taken to a new extreme with the addition of his regeneration powers. Biff has been run over, exploded and horribly mangled. His powers seem to have no limit when it comes to his body, but his mind continues to become slowly unhinged.

Biff is often manipulated by a clique of bros that includes Werewolf, Dookie and Kelvin. He plays in a band and plays a lot of video games with Werewolf. Biff went to Ancient Egypt with MPH and the pledges, but it didn’t end so well for him.

GPA: All classes incomplete

Major: Undeclared

First Appearance: Band Aid Stick Where It Suppose To

Biff’s Fratster Profile