Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is the always hilarious H. Jon Benjamin. Host of Jon Benjamin has a Van, but better known as the voices of Ben Katz, Coach McGurk, Bob of Bob’s Burgers and, of course, Archer. Let’s check out his tweets.
September 17th: “here’s a link to the 1970’s sam seder movie, ‘whose the caboose’, now on hulu…http://t.co/eANuc5Fj”
Oh, yeah. The Luna Lounge. I remember that place. Had some cool comedy acts there.
September 19th: “here’s how i would describe my friend @leopoldallen when he’s drunk– frankendrunk…#frankendrunk”
Arrrrgh! Vomit bad! Beer good!
September 22nd: “started reading the 19th century russian relationship guide, ‘eugene onegin, offegin'”
Bah-dum-dum! Keesh!
September 23rd: “i’m discovering some gray pubes. i think my balls are stressed”
This may be heading for a very disturbing twit pic share.
September 25th: “name for anti-semitic wine store- ‘wine kampf'”
Better than that anti-semetic computer game, Minecraft Kampf.
September 26th: “i hate most people until i meet them and then i realize i just generally dislike them #misanthropy”
Maybe if you didn’t share so much about your balls.
September 27th: “Unbelievably excited to get roland emmerich’s take on the shakespeare conspiracy theory! #anonymousthemovie #whatwe‘veallbeenwaitingfor”
Yes, he always believed that Shakespeare never used enough CGI.
September 27th: “spot the dildo (level 4) it’s not getting any easier! http://twitpic.com/6rlkzl”
The tweet to penis-reference ratio is higher than expected on HJB’s Twitter.
September 29th: “my son’s pet goldfish died and he was happy about it. do you think he’ll be a fisherman or a necrophiliac when he grows up?”
Did he eat him with a nice Kianti and fava beans?
October 3rd: “heading to london to try and give back america”
See if they’ll just take the South.
October 4th: “there is supposedly a british diplomat named jon benjamin. any interest in walking around london together and see if anyone realizes?”
Does he look like this? Might be tough.
October 8th: “day 3 in london, uk– off to see johnny english, reborn”
Well, I guess someone has to.
October 8th: “the Medieval Times in England was actually built in the medieval times”
Back then, the paper crowns were made of wood and you had to wait two weeks to get a table.
October 12th: “cultivate goodwill everyday and it will be returned to you tenfold except for like less than half the time or more #notquitedalailamaquotes”
This is why I’m only nice to half the people I meet.
October 15th: “can’t bring myself to occupy wall street, but am trying to organize ‘annoy wall street’ #AWS”
Maybe you should just show Johnny English in Zuccotti Park.
October 17th: “went to a mediocre pho place for lunch today– pho so-so”
Ah, authentic English food.
5 hours ago: “‘a man walked into a spa’– idea for gay joke book title”
Or how the story of how Daniel Tosh probably got his job.
Okay, let’s rate the Twitter. HJB’s tweets. For Mustness I give him an 8. For Style, a 7 and Insanity a 9. That’s an overall score of 8. Definitely add Archer to your list.
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