Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedienne, Chelsea Peretti. (Not to be confused with Chelsea Handler.) She’s funny. Let’s see if her tweets match up.
@ChelseaVPeretti
July 7th: “I ate my weight in pasta today – that’s right I ate 90 pounds of pasta! Hehehe”
I think I speak for all the bros when I say, let’s not make that a habit, Chelsea.
July 7th: “”A rare behind the scenes look at Chelsea Peretti getting ready for her big show tonight. http://instagram.com/p/MzfMOMtdBg/ “”
And that’s what happens when you eat 90 lbs of pasta.
July 8th: “I guess the old saying is true: “if u sleep all day bc u didn’t sleep enuf the nite b4 u mite not sleep super well or at all that next nite””
Unless you drink two quarts of tequila.
July 8th: “If you hate your life, change something. That way you won’t be a dick to everyone you encounter”
Sadly, no one told this to Dick Cheney.
July 9th: “IS THERE A POSSIBLE FUTURE SCI-FI WORLD WHERE AN IPHONE CUD TRUST I WROTE WORDS I INTENDED & NOT CHANGE THEM 2 GIBBERISH BUT ALSO FIX TYPOS?”
Node.
July 9th: “DID U KNOW LOTS OF SUPER TECHY PEOPLE DON’T HAVE IPHONES”
Yeah, Bill Gates doesn’t have one.
July 9th: “i just cut all my hair off in a panic about life”
For women, that should only happen from the neck down.
July 9th: “Trying to fake like I have joie de vivre.”
Put on a beret, that should sell it.
July 9th: “MY WEBSITE IS GARBAGE. Who can make one that isn’t? I can afford to pay TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk more”
Yeah, you definitely need a new site. If you get this message, email me. You can use my guy.
16 hours ago: “I wish it had worked out with Usher and Chili”
They are the Jay Z and Beyonce of slightly less successful music.
Okay, let’s rate Chelsea’s post. I give her a 7 for Insanity, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8. You should follow her. Not literally, on Twitter. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
