Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dickon October 22, 2012 at 12:01 am
Our pledgemaster may not have a major, a hope of graduating, clean underwear or a room that doesn’t smell like farts, but he does have a great sense of frat. Take heed! Your pledgemaster speaks!
Fratty: Season Three of The Walking Dead
Not sure which producer finally figured out that a zombie TV show should mostly center around killing zombie, but after two years, they figured it out! Yeah! Fratty!
Not Fratty: The Presidential Debates
The most boring fucking duel of all time. If they showed celebrity tits at the bottom of the screen the whole time, I still wouldn’t watch.
Probably Fratty: New James Bond
After the worst James Bond movie ever, word is the new one is most awesome. Don’t fuck with me on this movie people!
Kinda Not Fratty: Baseball
How many fucking times do I have to miss the Simpsons? There are sports channels for this shit!
Pretty Fratty: U.S. and Iran Agree to Peace Talks
It would be nice to avoid war with one country on this planet.
Not at All Fratty: Public Rampages
I’m not advocating suicide here, but if you’re going to take yourself out, please don’t take a bunch of innocent people with you. Or at least do something cool like fight crime and hunt serial killers until organized crime finally takes you out.
Kinda Fratty: Gourmet Hot Dog Places
Big surprise, fat guy likes food. But seriously, just spicing up the toppings or something is awesome. These gourmet sausages and toppings give me a food boner.
So Fratty: Chocolate Junior Tastykake
It’s the shit.
Not Fratty: George McGovern’s Death
Fratty: Poop Transplants
A medical miracle and a hilarious name.