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Apr01

Level Up: I Want to Marry Bioshock Infinite

by tonyd on April 1, 2013 at 12:01 am

I know this is sudden.  We’ve only been seeing each other for a few days, but I know a good thing when I see it.

Let’s get married BioShock Infinite!

I remember when I first heard about you.  Your sisters Bioshocks were great.  As a fan of strange alternate histories and Libertarianism, they hit many of my buttons.  But you hit them all.

I love your olde tyme music and your 1912 setting.  Your retro look that’s even retro compared to previous Bioshocks.  I love your first shooter gameplay with many weapons, customizable ones and alternate history technologies.  I love your political themes through the story line which then becomes more complicated when dimensional travel is added.  The addition of a sidekick and then the removal of the same said sidekick also mixes it up.  I enjoy traveling fast on skylines while shooting, shooting, shooting everyone and everything in sight.

Not that you don’t have a softer side.  Your colors and sound are amazing.  The detail in your side characters is incredible and go such to an in depth level I can hardly believe you’re one tidy package.  And your story, well, I won’t give it away.  A man tries to save a woman and like us, their relationship is complicated.

So c’mon, what do you say Bioshock?  And don’t worry.

My wife’s a very understanding woman.

└ Tags: Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite, comedy, funny, Gamer, humor, Level Up, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, video game
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Mar31

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 31, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your friends come over to celebrate, but all you can think about is how you’re missing the Season 3 premiere of A Game of Thrones.

Aries:  The Easter Bunny leaves you plenty of candy, but steals some of your weed.

Taurus:  You will fart very loudly during the middle of Mass and you’ll realize barging into a church to ask for directions was a bad idea.

Gemini:  You find all the eggs missed in your Easter Egg hunt while mowing the lawn.

Lemini:  This week, you get a surprise.  Diabetes!

Cancer:  The stars say, making an Easter Bunny out of the dust bunnies in your place is not cute, it’s disgusting.

Leo:  Your imitation of Jesus will not go over well.  Especially with the people trying to eat at the P.F. Chang’s.

Virgo:  You will have your childhood shattered today as the Easter Bunny will admit that he’s also the Trix Rabbit.

Libra:  You will spend Easter as you always do, counting down the seconds til midnight when the all-night CVS lowers the candy prices.

Scorpio:  You discover that Easter Sex is pretty much just sex with someone’s testicles brightly painted.

Sagittarius:  The stars say, stop saying “Ho, ho, ho” you jackass.

Capricorn:  Your family continues the Passover tradition of arguing for the rest of the week.

Aquarius:  Your Easter pizza will arrive covered in eggs and chocolate as requested.

Pisces:  You will host an awesome Easter Dinner despite the lack of robots.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Mar30

Ten College Courses You’ll Never See

by tonyd on March 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

1.  A History of Kanye West Tweets

2.  Apples to Ziti: How to Turn Food into Bongs

3.  Dirty Fighting: Beyond Kicking the Nut Bag

4.  A Semester Abroad: Banging Foreigners You’ll Never See Again

5.  Faking Glaucoma and Other Ways to Get Legal Weed

6.  Getting Drunk 301: Why Won’t My Dick Work?

7.  Cleavage Photography

8.  Cheating: A Study in Lying to Your Girlfriend

9.  Advanced Inebriated Video Game Play

10.  Fucking to Get That Promotion

└ Tags: bongs, cheating, classes, college courses, comedy, funny, getting drunk 301, humor, inebriated, nut bag, Super Frat, Ten Things You'll Never See, Tony DiGerolamo, video games, weed
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Mar29

Rewritten Headlines: Barbara Walters to Sea Hare

by tonyd on March 29, 2013 at 12:01 am

Old Woman to Finally Shut Up

Wrestlers Doing Great Archaeology

Man Cuts Biggest Cheese of All

Priest Touches Young Boy

Politician Now Boring People Across Globe

TSA Doing Usual Bang Up Job

Old Men Go on Tour

Polar Bears to Get Food Stamps

President Urges Populace to Disarm

Disgusting Sea Life Lives Disgusting Life

└ Tags: Babara Walters, cheese, comedy, current events, federal, guns, headlines, humor, John Kerry, Lollapalooza, News, parody, Polar bears, Pope, president, Rewritten Headlines, rhino, satire, sea hare, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, TSA, WWF
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