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Jun21

Frat Boy At the Movies: This is the End

by tonyd on June 21, 2013 at 12:01 am

Usually when I pump myself up for a movie, I go a little overboard and by the time I see the film, it ends up not meeting my expectations.  This is almost exactly what I did with This is End.  I couldn’t help but watch that clip of Aziz Ansari getting kicked in the hole.  I laughed just about every time I watched it.

Well, This is the End actually exceeded my expectations.  It was fucking hilarious.

Nice simple premise: the Hollywood hills, a bunch of celebrities and the Apocalypse.  Pretty straight forward.

The genius of the movie is that most of it takes place in a few locations.  The stars are basically playing themselves.  (Michael Cera’s cameo is not to be missed.)  The main characters/stars Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill are the main crew.  The movie follows their breakdown as things get increasingly desperate inside of Franco’s house after they’re all trapped there during a party.  The screenwriters, Seth Rogen and director, Evan Goldberg, wisely hang the story around the friendship between Rogen and Baruchel.

There’s drugs, debauchery and giant penises.  Had there been several gratuitous topless scenes, it probably would’ve been the perfect movie.  Jonah Hill’s Hollywood characterization of himself is genius and Danny McBride practically steals the whole show.

Get your bros and some beers and see this movie.  I give it 9 and a half keggers out of 10!

└ Tags: Apocalypse, Aziz Ansari, cinema, comedy, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, Evan Goldberg, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, fucking hilarious, funny, hilarioius, humor, James Franco, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, movie, rating, review, Seth Rogen, Super Frat, This is the End, Tony DiGerolamo, trailer
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Jun19

Twitter in Focus: Matt Bors

by tonyd on June 19, 2013 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is cartoonist, Matt Bors!  His cartoons are funny and insightful, let’s see if his tweets stack up!

@MattBors

10 hours ago:  “Well-paid pundit: Fight against rape in the military is a “war on men” trying to “criminalize male sexuality” http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887324021104578549891063938034?mg=reno64-wsj …”

That’s definitely going to end up in a Bors cartoon.

10 hours ago:  “Shout out to the heroic defenders of army rapists and masturbating fetuses. End this War On Men!”

What’s the sarcasm emoticon again?

9 hours ago:  “A modest CAKE haul. http://instagram.com/p/arXb9EhCi7/”

Nice.  They look like extremely indy comics.  Haven’t seen that many in ages.

8 hours ago:  “Writing about 5,000 comics today for @nsfwcorp @CNN @Medium @offiziere etc”

You are way more productive than I am.

8 hours ago:  “Need a robot helper since I’m busy, poor, and opposed to unpaid interns. A FREE robot. email matt bors at gee mail dot com to give a robot.”

Seems like a long shot, but it is the Internet.  I just hope you don’t have any steps in your office.

8 hours ago:  “IDEAS http://instagram.com/p/atlSRCBCkE/”

Ooo, a behind-the-scenes look at the process.  Most of my list just says “dick jokes”.

6 hours ago:  “Fappin Fetus http://instagram.com/p/atzHlOhCpf/”

I dunno.  His spine should be flexible enough to bend there.

4 hours ago:  “Comics in the works on rape jokes and masturbating fetuses. Syndicate should be pleased.”

Damn, Matt, you’re making Garry Trudeau look safe.

3 hours:  “Michael Hastings did more worthwhile reporting in 33 years than the hacks who scolded him will do no matter how long they live.”

I just read about his death.  I find it very suspicious.  I mean, considering he had taken down a killer, essentially.  His reporting was stellar though.

Okay, let’s rate Matt’s tweets.  I give him a 5 for Insanity, because Matt is pretty focused and not at all insane.  Mustness is a 10 and Style is definitely a 10.  That’s an overall score of 8.3.  If your political views fall in line with Brother Ira, then Matt’s site is definitely one not to miss.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

 

 

└ Tags: editorial cartoons, Matt Bors, Michael Hastings, political cartoonist, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Jun17

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on June 17, 2013 at 2:13 am

Your pledgemaster may not know the Periodic Table of Elements, Algebra, grammar or even what major he is.  But he does know how to sit in judgement.  Behold!  Your pledgemaster speaks!

Bad Lox:  Not Fratty

Dammit, when I order the bagel and lox breakfast platter, the lox needs to be fresh!  Not give me the shits for seven fucking hours!  I wouldn’t have minded it so much, but I shit myself in a pair of shorts that I like and now I have to replace several of the beer cans in my chair.  Not Fratty.  Although very amusing for the bros.

The Simpsons Tapped Out Game:  Fratty as Fuck

If there’s a better reason for an iPad, I haven’t seen it.  I can’t stop playing.  Seriously.

A weekend without A Game of Thrones:  Not Fratty

I need to see some titties and get into a sword fight.

NASA’s 3D Pizza Printer:  Fratty

Did you see this?  Uh, shit yeah.  Fax me a pepperoni with extra cheese please.

Alligators Returning to Long Island:  Not Fratty

Isn’t there enough problems with traffic?  Now we have to worry about cats going missing?

Edward Snowden:  Fratty as Hell

C’mon, it took brass balls to do what he did.  And check out his ex.  Nice!  Dat ass is the frattiest thing I’ve seen all day.

Angelina Jolie’s Boob Surgery:  Very Not Fratty

WHY?!  >Sob!<  WHY?!  We just wanted one more look!  Those boobs never hurt anyone!  One more look!

 

└ Tags: 3D pizza printer, A Game of Thrones, alligators, Angelina Jolie, comedy, Edward Snowden, Fratty or Not Fratty, funny, humor, ipad, Long Island, lox, Pledgemaster Dick, Super Frat, Tapped Out, The Simpsons, Tony DiGerolamo
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Jun16

Your Fratoscope: June 16, 2013

by tonyd on June 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your roommate gets high and bakes you a really awesome cake.  Awesome,that is, if you like cake made out of mostly baking soda.

Aries:  The gophers infesting your lawn will dance to Kenny Loggins long enough for you to bash them with a shovel.

Taurus:  Your Siri will malfunction and keep referring to you as “Numbnuts” this week.

Gemini:  After signing an organ donor card, you will be barraged by calls from telemarketers asking if you’re dead yet.

Lemini:  Your beer pong game will end with the loser getting fisted, so you’d better win this one.

Cancer:  The stars say, check back next week.  The stars are out of the office, but will be checking emails.

Leo:  The buzzing sound is either your ex-girlfriend or a predator drone.  Either way, jumping out the window is your best option.

Virgo:  This week, you’ll be on vacation in a fabulous, exotic location.  Unfortunately due to a mix up, you’ve booked a room at a Methadone Clinic.

Libra:  You will discover that a werewolf has been stealing your newspaper, which also explains why all the paperboys keep dying.

Scorpio:  Your sexual encounter in the aquarium will frighten the starfish.

Sagittarius:  Be alert.  Someone will drop a lottery ticket near you.  It’s tied to a large brick, so seriously, stay alert.

Capricorn:  Your television will temporarily only be able to show you the same rerun of Perfect Strangers this week and it’s not even a good one.

Aquarius:  Your dog will make you an amazing cup of coffee out of his poo, but his urine waffles are just terrible.

Pisces:  You’ll be getting lots of free food this weekend, assuming the owners of the supermarket don’t discover that you.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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