Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian Mike Birbiglia. He’s funny on stage, let’s see how his tweets stack up!
March 15th: “In movies when someone gets shot and his buddy is like “stay awake, bro!!” I’m always sympathetic with the shot guy who wants to take a nap.”
It’s true, bros. Dying people are sleepy.
March 15th: “Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.””
And most of them are just jacking it too.
March 15th: “Saturday wins “best day” 47,000th week in a row.”
Agreed. And Monday loses for the 47,000th time.
Sounds like a cool show. Y’know, except the part about having to go to Ohio.
March 16th: “I know it’s obvious but um…people just die.”
Bullshit! You mean just other people die.
March 16th: “No one is attractive when they yawn.”
Shit. Even Yasmine Bleeth?
March 17th: “(via
@AP) Garfield retracts offensive comments about Mondays: “I regret generalizing about Mondays. I’ve just had some bad experiences.”"
God damn dayist cat!
I like his new bit in Broad City. The role suits him.
March 17th: “Never thought I’d have to google “make my computer stop talking.”"
I agree. And I feel bad about his name.
24 minutes ago: “My novel is somewhere in these eleven thousand tweets, but I’m not sure of the order.”
God dammit. Picking the title will be a nightmare.
Okay, let’s rate Mike’s tweets. Lots of jokes, minimal plugs and he gave a good suggestion for next week. I give Mike a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. 9 Overall, solid rating. Follow Mike.
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Life Skills for Fanboys: Rethinking the Comic Book Con
written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014
To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics. Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help. Previous columns are indexed at the end.
The Ancient Past
A million years ago, or sometime around the summer of 1993 in comic book terms, I was hosting, producing and shooting The Comic Book Show, Philadelphia’s syndicated TV show about comic books. We had gone down to Baltimore for the big Diamond trade show. (I dropped the camera halfway through the first day, total disaster, but that’s another story.) Now the trade show was a lot different than your average comic books convention.
First, it was only for comic book store owners. Second, it was being held during the last, great hey-day of comic books. Superman was dead, sales were through the roof and every fat little comic book store owner was thinking about expanding. It was a time of variant covers, big name talent and big numbers at Diamond. (A year later, it would lay in ruin, like the final installment of Mass Effect.)
Anyhow, I’m wandering around, looking for creators to interview, when I notice Dave Sim, creator of Cerebus. His booth is a carpet, several comfortable couches and a lamp on an end table. It looks kind of like a talk show. While everyone else is standing behind a table or an elaborate booth, here’s Dave, hanging out, very personable, with the store owners.
Applying the Logic
Then I thought, why don’t more creators do that? I mean, Dave wasn’t going to sit there and do sketches for everyone. (He was famous enough where he didn’t really have to do that sort of thing.) He didn’t need to sell comics, the dealers at a regular comic con would do that. (In fact, they would prefer that a big name like Dave didn’t sell his inventory.) Instead, he was creating a relaxing environment where you could actually talk and hang out with him. Kind of a cool setting. Why not apply that to other large conventions?
So instead of standing in line for hours, waiting for a five minute interaction with your favorite creator as he signs your comic. You could, instead, hang out and ask him questions, face to face like a human being.
Then I thought, maybe that’s not so practical with a large show and thousands of people. Why not then set up cameras and an in-house TV system. You could have a host interview these creators every hour. Fans could watch in the immediate area or watch on the closed circuit TV inside the convention center. You could set that up in the Snack Bar eating areas. Or, do like Dragon Con TV, and have the video run through all the hotels.
One step further: you burn the interviews onto DVD’s and sell them at the shows. Burning a DVD doesn’t cost much. You could probably sell them for like, five bucks, to pay for the cost and effort of production. Then later, you could compile a “best of” compilation, with the proceeds going to the con and/or some charity. This, to me, was thinking outside the traditional convention box.
Small Shows Can Change Too
The biggest problem at a small show is space. Why not consolidate? Have all the creators pool their product onto a couple of tables. It can be a store, run by the con organizer that keeps track of all the sales. Then the creators are free to do panels, roam the room, draw, talk or whatever. An interactive activity with fans and creators is always a big plus. Maybe we could all hang out in the hotel bar. (That’s where we like to go after a show anyway.)
I think gearing comic book cons to families is a mistake, but if you’re going to do it, have something for kids to do. Nice characters in costumes is a must and you should be able to take your picture with them for free or next-to-free. A play area for the kids would also be nice. I remember when Comicfest ’93 had a pog area for the kids. Get some free video game demos too. And obviously you are either going to have to censor things or, what I would prefer, a PG-13 or R-rated area that’s clearly marked.
Honestly, the cost isn’t going to outweigh getting the families through the door, in my opinion, but at least give them something. Free comics, some cheap plastic toys— Don’t just market your con to the families and then turn them lose after dropping eighty bucks at the door. It turns people off of comics.
The Sci-fi/Fantasy Con Format
At Sci-Fi/Fantasy Cons, the emphasis is on the creators and authors and the dealer room is geared to the size of the hotel. Not every creator is going to have a table, but they can sell stuff during panels. Some creators don’t even want to be at their table for most of the day and if they can only sell during panels, they’re more like to do more of them. Connecting with the comic fans, whether you do webcomics or print, is more important than ever.
I think webcomic conventions are the future. This is a chance to reinvent cons. So far, what I’ve seen at Intervention con, things seem to be leaning to the Sci-Fi/Fantasy format. It needs to be more high tech. Intervention Con has its con-wide wifi, but I also think we need creators via Skype at panels. This is an amazing opportunity to have big name guests without paying the big name price. I did a panel via Skype for some con in, Kansas, I think? Anyhow, wish I could remember. It was very cool though.
If your birthday is this week: A group of muscular leprechauns come to your party to convince you to move the festivities away from Monday. Fortunately, they get drunk and end up passing out in your punchbowl.
Aries: You discover that your rap name, MC Bond and Equities, really doesn’t give you much street cred.
Taurus: You will discover several four-leafed clovers and realize you’re walking through that field that was contaminated with radiation.
Gemini: You will find at hot dog vendor at the top of a mountain pass. He’ll be out of mustard.
Lemini: Don’t freak out that your hot girlfriend’s pic ended up on the Chive, it’s not her fault, it’s the guy she’s cheating on you with that sent them in.
Cancer: The stars say, they can’t wait any longer to talk about True Detective. You’ve got one more week to watch it and then fuck spoiler alerts.
Leo: Your roommate will take the prize out of your cereal box.
Virgo: You will scream at the top of your lungs upon seeing snow again on Monday. No one will blame you.
Libra: You’re life is a bit of a roller coaster this week, mostly because you’ll be visiting amusement parks and trying to ride as many roller coasters as possible.
Scorpio: You won’t get a pot o’ gold by having sex with a leprechaun, but you will get an STD that leaves green clovers all over your genitals.
Sagittarius: You will discover that the reason you’re not drunk on Monday is that the bar replaced it’s beer with green food dye.
Capricorn: Your Irish jig won’t be funny to the cops, but you’ll be too drunk to care.
Aquarius: The stars say, take your trash out. It’s full.
Pisces: You will watch Rick and Morty several times because it is awesome.