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Today’s contestant is legendary on the Twitter, Jaden Smith. Is he being funny? Is he being ironic? Can he not tell the difference between the two? Let’s find out.
May 2nd: “SPIDER MAN IS AMAZING OH MY GOD !!!!!! PLEASE GO WATCH IT”
I make comics and I can’t get this excited about a Spiderman film.
May 2nd: “GUYS WOW”
Stop Internet yelling.
May 8th: “Arnold Swayze”
A surprising number of images come up if you google that, but it still makes little sense to me.
May 9th: “Life Is Painfully Beautiful.”
Is it a movie title? The beginning of some bad poetry? A bumper sticker pitch?
May 9th: “You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands”
No. No, you can’t. Also, capitalizing everything makes everything looks like the title of a book.
May 12th: “Fixed Habits To Respond To Authority Takes 12 Years. Have Fun ”
May 13th: “Obviously Shia LaBeouf And Edgar Casey Are The a Only Ones Who Know What’s Going On Here.”
They have the secret code to this twitter? Great, now we’ll never know.
May 15th: “They Distract You With Us So You Don’t Pay Attention To The Missing Girls In Nigeria.”
Hold on. First, who is “they” in this sentence? Second, why not take some of those millions and Karate Kid moves and go do something if you think it’s so important.
May 19th: “Lexington Presley Avenue”
Is this a location? Another celebrity combo with a road? Very confusing.
June 17th: “No One Belived Galileo Either.”
Spellcheck. You’re a celebrity’s son. Also, the implication is “either” as in me and Galileo. So what don’t they believe about you? I don’t believe you keep posting.
This was kind of like the rap version of Revolution Number Nine.
Guess this is the clothing line you wear?
June 29th: “Msftsrep.com 12:01am”
This is basically the umbrella link, but now he’s posting it with a time. Not sure why.
June 30th: “Don’t Let People Tell You Jack.
What if I’m on the hill and I’m trying to identify the people coming up the hill to fetch a pail of water? I’m not going to get 50% of the information!
June 30th: “ITS OUT!!!! OMG”
June 30th: “Msftsrep.com”
Yeah, you posted that dude.
June 30th: “When CTV2 Is Coming I Will Let You Know. Trust Me”
So that’s a Canadian TV channel. Not sure why I would check in with Jaden on this or why trusting him is an issue. Are the Canadian television people untrustworthy?
July 4th: “Anything You See In Any Magazine Ever Is Fake.”
That’s absolutely not true.
July 4th: “And If You Ask Me They Have About 5 More Years Until That Entire Industry Is A Graveyard.”
I guess he’s talking about magazines. Kind of an odd way of saying print is dead, but okay.
July 10th: “Are You Happy?”
More confused than happy.
July 15th: “Do You Go To Sleep Excited To Wake Up The Next day?”
Guess if I was born a millionaire I would. Ya know, excited to wake up and count my money.
July 15th: “1% Last Forever.”
So, rich people lasts forever? Did they tell you something in the rich people’s club that we don’t know? They’re cloning you, right?
July 24th: “Jake Gylenhaal Is A Genius.”
Well, he’s a pretty good actor. I’m not sure about his IQ. Seems okay.
July 24th: “WATCH HIS MOVIES”
First off, bossy. Very bossy. Second off, just because Jake is in a smart movie, doesn’t mean he wrote and directed it. He’s an actor. I mean, he makes good career choices and that makes him a certain level of smart.
July 28th: “Becuase You Have Bin Taught That Complaining Is Easier Than Doing.”
Weird. It’s like he feels the need to impart wisdom that he doesn’t seem to totally have. The whole Twitter feels kind of tone deaf.
Okay, let’s rate this Twitter. For Mustness, I give him a 7. For Style, 4. For Insanity would be 10. That’s an overall score of 7. Kind of a low score, but still pretty fascinating. I may have to revisit this one.
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Life Skills for Fanboys: The Cosplayer Treaty of 2014, a Proposal
written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014
To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics. Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help. Previous columns are indexed at the end.
The Problem Again
Sexual harassment is still an issue at Comic Con. These ladies aim to turn the tide. Good for them, I say. But before the pendulum swings too far the other way and behavior starts being constantly scrutinized at the cons, cosplayers, we need to talk. The idea of completely stamping out leering and comments on the street, well that’s not going to happen unless you move to say, Saudi Arabia, where religious cops enforce a code of behavior. (And no, I’m not implying these ladies are anywhere near to that organization, but people do tend to overreact sometimes.)
A Proposed Solution
As I stated in my previous column on the subject and again just two weeks ago, people need to feel safe and be safe at cons. But let’s not confuse feelings with actions. Some guy checking out a cosplayer or whistling can be cheeky and fun under the right circumstances, conversely, a seemingly innocent remark can actually be a quite devastating putdown or creepy remark. So let’s come together with some common sense rules for people outside the costumes and in. Here’s a few I propose:
For those of you not in a costume (I covered a lot of this in my previous column, but to review):
1. If you’re taking pictures, you have to get permission from your subject, unless they’re already standing in the middle of the con floor posing for others. If the cosplayer says no, move on.
2. No touching. If you’re posing in a picture with the cosplayer, wait for them to invite you closer. Don’t automatically assume you can wrap your grubby mitts around Wonder Woman.
3. No inappropriate pictures. You know what that means. No upskirt nonsense or snapping pics in an attempt to capture nipple while someone adjusts her costumes. You do it by accident, you immediately delete it and apologize. If someone suspects you of taking an inappropriate picture, you delete it anyways upon their request.
4. If you like a costume, say so. If you don’t, please STFU. No one wants to hear your opinion unless it’s positive.
5. Be polite. That means, don’t make vulgar comments and don’t be a dick.
1. If you don’t want to be constantly stared at in public and if attention makes you shrink like a violet, then perhaps you should reconsider attending the con in costume. You don’t have to be the one to wear it to enter it into a contest. If you are shy, maybe let your friend, the attention getter, wear it for you. Otherwise, please understand that people will look at you and that they may or may not be intentionally creepy. Some guys are just naturally creepy no matter what they do. Nerds often suffer from crippling shyness, especially around women with their goodies hanging out. The best way to test for creepiness is to say, “Hello,” to someone that’s staring at you. Typically, shy guys will turn red and look away, creeps will see it as an opening to say something stupid. Normal people usually say, “Hi. Great costume!”
2. Lady Cosplayers: You do not have to dress exactly as the characters do in comics. You do not have to hang your goodies out for all to see. It is absolutely not mandatory. However, if you do show massive cleavage, expect a much bigger reaction. That doesn’t mean you should expect to be sexually harassed, but you should expect guys’ eyes to go wide and then mutter something like “God damn. That’s hot.” Understand, that comment is not really directed at you.
You see, I was standing at my table, selling my comics, minding my own business, when blam! Some half-naked young thang wandered into my field of vision. I am processing the image of her tits bouncing everywhere. The process nearly overwhelmed my brain. She seemed blissfully unaware of the effect she was having. So when I muttered, “God damn, that’s hot.” I was trying to focus and get a grip so I didn’t say something much more stupid.
Now, you might say, “You sexist pig!” as that errant cosplayer did to me. That’s fine. She’s entitled to her opinion, but she’s not entitled to walk around half-naked in an invisible protected shield of criticism. Here’s why:
I’m an overweight, 48 year-old comics writer. I could get myself a skin tight Spiderman costume and parade around the con with my wang and nutsack pressed against the bottom of my stomach. I’ll bet that same cosplayer wouldn’t want to see that and would good reason. And it wouldn’t matter if I was an 18 year-old with a 6-pack again. It’s inappropriate for me or anyone else to walk around a comic book convention half-naked. Whether that person is a man or woman. If I can’t tuck my junk appropriately, then I shouldn’t be allowed in the con. If you can’t hide your nipples through the Lycra, same thing.
And if you can’t wear a costume without showing us your ass crack and deep cleavage, get lost. I didn’t ask to have your goodies waved in my face, especially if you’re underage. Comic conventions are also full of kids. If you can’t make a costume that doesn’t make you look like a stripper, maybe you shouldn’t make a costume at all. And while we’re at it, do not walk around the con using your cleavage to try to get favors. (Yep, seen it happen more than once.) That kind of behavior is just a different kind of sexual harassment.
So, in a nutshell, cover up. Don’t whine to me the comics don’t give you enough “options”. That’s total crap. You can’t blame the comics because Power Girl’s costume looks like something out of a strip club. No one put a gun to your head and insisted it look exactly like the comic. If you want to look that ridiculous, then you’re going to have to deal with a lot of eyes going wide. Because that kind of cleavage is not the normal dress code in the outside world. If a topless or naked woman walks up to me, I’m not going to pretend like she’s not topless or naked. I’m also not going to pretend you’re not half-naked in your skin tight Lady Deadpool costume. There’s going to be some kind of natural reaction to that kind of blatant sexual costume from me. So if I mutter, “Holy shit,” under my breath, it’s because I’m a human being, not a PC robot that can instantly process this extreme image.
And I’ve seen these costumes a million times, so more often than not, I bite my tongue. (The cosplayer I described really caught me off guard that day.) Imagine some teenager coming to a cosplay event for the first time. His head is ready to explode. So, at least consider modifying the costumes ladies and showing some decorum. Especially if you’re a model or aspiring model, throw a shawl or something over your funbags, at least until the costume contest. I’m sure the guys can tone down their remarks if you can tone down the cleavage a little. C’mon, meet us halfway here.
3. You should try and wear a costume that fits your body type. Heavy-set people can still look good in costume. Plenty of heavy guys and gals opt for a Klingon costume because it tends to look pretty good even if you’re overweight. A long time ago, I dated a girl who resembled Rebel Wilson. She was heavy, but pretty sexy. So it’s not just about weight. It’s about the kind of clothes you choose and whether or not the clothes fit.
Again, I went to a con where an obese woman (not just heavyset, but obese) wore a chain mail bikini. She looked awful. Folds of flab, a rash where the armor was rubbing— She looked absolutely repulsive. I have to hand it to her for ignoring the horrified gasps, but Jesus Christ, I wished a con organizer had pulled her aside and said politely, “Ma’am, your costume may be inappropriate for this event. Would you be more comfortable in a robe?”
If you don’t wear a costume appropriate to your body type (like if you’re a fat, 48 year-old comics writer wearing a skin tight Spiderman costume) expect a reaction. You might be wearing it for the reaction and that’s fine. But again, don’t expect an air tight, magic bubble around you to make you immune from criticism. No one put a gun to your head and said you had to try and mimic the distorted bodies inside of comic books exactly. No one forced you to go out in public dressed in a way that anywhere else would get you stares and possibly thrown out.
4. If you are sexually harassed, tell your harasser to stop. If he doesn’t, tell the authorities. Your harasser may not know where the line is. To this day, I’ve had people walk up to my table at a con with no idea how it works. Sometimes they think I work for the convention center or that the room is one big company that sells comics. Sometimes a harasser just doesn’t know and does something really stupid. Tell him or her to stop. If they apologize profusely for making a mistake, it’s up to you whether or not it should slide. You have to gauge. But if the harasser doesn’t stop, by all means, call the authorities and make some noise.
Understand that words and leering are not illegal (unless maybe you start to get a stalker on your hands). It may be annoying and even intimidating, but not illegal. The best that can happen is that the con kicks the harasser out and bans him or her. Touching without permission, however, is very illegal and you should probably file a report with the local cops. If you’ve got a real creep on your hands, don’t let it slide.
5. Don’t travel alone in costume. If you’re in a super sexy costume, don’t travel by yourself. Stick with your friends. (This is good advice for anyone at the con, but especially someone in costume who may not be able to have a full field of vision due to costume.) Creeps generally pick on the weak looking loner, not a group. Conventions are full of your friends, but they are also as public as the train station. If you have to go back to your hotel room, don’t wander out of the con by yourself. Take an escort of some kind.
Look, forgive the comparison, but there’s a reason why strip clubs have tight security and strippers often get walked to their cars by the bouncer. There are creeps everywhere and they are going to be attracted to beautiful, scantily clad women. Be smart. Once you’re back in your jeans and Firefly t-shirt, you won’t be attracting so much attention. You still should use common sense, but at least now they won’t see you coming from a mile away.
You don’t have to walk around the con afraid of everyone as a potential attacker, but you also can’t be naive to the dangers in any public space.
Finally, for all, let’s work together on this. The geek community needs to come together. The rules need to protect and keep people safe, not control their behavior. There’s a fine line between con drama, someone overacting, someone that’s just a jerk and real sexual harassment. To not prosecute a real creep is wrong, but it does an equal disservice to create onerous rules that try and control people’s behavior or to go after someone that made a mistake. Use common sense, be safe and hopefully many instances can be avoided before they happen.
Obesity at Cons
The Art of Conversation
The Line Between Fans and Pros
Women and Cons
Get Your Room Party Together
Stop Bringing Your Kids to Cons
The Face of Geek Needs Work
Fixing the Face of Geek
Presenting Your Project
The New Image?
Stop Trying to Make Geek Cool
Rethinking the Comic Book Con
Zombie Stories Should Still Be About People
Geek Stereotypes and the Big Bang Theory
Traveling to Cons on the Cheap
Comics, Sexism and Trolling
Searching for the Words
How to Fix Comics? Stop Reading Them
Shopping at the Con
The Hollywood Double Edged Sword
Beware the Geek Scams
In Response to Chuck Dixon, Paul Rivoche and Janelle Asselin
Dealing with Critics and Haters in the Internet Age
If your birthday is this week: You will find a penny and pick it up and all day long, you’ll have a rash because there was something disgusting on that penny which is why it was on the ground in the first place.
Aries: You will wait in a Comic Con line for 8 hours, only to find out that it’s Stan Lee’s nap time and you’ll have to come back.
Taurus: Spiderman will swing into the restaurant where you are eating and point out a mistake on your bill.
Gemini: A man claiming to be Superman will save you from falling off the building, but he’ll insist you let him take a picture of your tits afterwards.
Lemini: Your boss will discover that your made up religious holiday, Yom Komikon, isn’t real and was just an excuse to go to San Diego.
Cancer: You’ll give the Hulk a ride and find out his farts smell like mint.
Leo: Batman will kick in your hotel door, beat the shit out of you and then realize he’s on the wrong floor. Awkward!
Virgo: Half way through your Sunday Dungeons and Dragons game, you’ll realize that you are being less geeky than everyone at Comic Con.
Libra: You’ll meet a really hot chick at Comic Con and let her write her phone number on your copy of Amazing Fantasy #15. It turns out to be a fake number.
Scorpio: You will discover that the cosplayer you banged at Comic Con wasn’t in the suit when you finished.
Sagittarius: You’ll go to Comic Con and spend the entire time in “comic” panels about TV shows that have never been comics.
Capricorn: The stars say, you will realize too late that Comic Con has jumped the shark and that the two grand you blew could’ve been spent on a really attractive hooker.
Aquarius: Someone dressed as Deadpool steals your wallet, despite dozens of witnesses at Comic Con, the culprit is never caught.
Pisces: You’ll remember to register for Comic Con sometime this week.